Poor Ifall. He tried to kick the "Mexico is going to pay for the wall" football, and Lucy pulled it away and Mexicans flood the borders.
Then he tried to kick the "wages are going up" football, and Lucy pulled it away and he never got that raise.
Then he tried to kick the "Make America Great Again" football, and Lucy pulled it away and a Hobo moved onto his porch.
Then he tried to kick the "white people from Norway" football, and Lucy pulled it away and he got cuckolded by a big black guy.
Then he tried to kick the "China is stealing from us" football and Lucy pulled it away, and he watched the beginning of a recession.
All poor Ifall has left is the "Russia didn't interfere in the election" football. What do you think Lucy is going to do?