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Pro tip…
Those grocery store “memberships” where you give your phone number and get better prices on food, etc? Yeah, area code of wherever you are then 8675309 and chances are very high that number has a membership. If asked for a name….
….Jenny. Duh.
You get used to it.
The hardest part is not singing it or having your friend with you refraining from singing backup.
Sperm Extractor Now Used in Clinical Settings Goes Viral
A Chinese sperm extractor machine is funny but the real joke is our sensitivity towards sex.
By Jessica Miley
Apr 10, 2019
Twitter/AngryMan
Five years ago we brought you the wonderful news that a Chinese company had built an automatic sperm extractor. Yes that’s right when masturbating is too difficult or embarrassing this machine can do the ‘hard’ work for you.
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Without going into too much graphic detail the machine allows a person with a penis to insert it to the machine where “it can simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe. So it is the best clinical collection equipment of semen.”
In the early 1970s we had a neighbor who bought/flipped cool cars. He bought a Mercedes Gull-wing 300SL. Many of us didn’t spend the $ back then on automatic garage doors. Yep, he GT out of the car, opened the garage door, went back and got in the Mercedes and moved the car into the garage. Oops, the gull-wing door was still open. Massive expense, even backl in the day. The kicker? A year or so later, he bought another gull-wing and did the same thing once again. I think he then invested in a garage door opener system…. Felony stupid…
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