***The Official Pet Peeve Thread***

[LogHauler]

People that stop in the middle of narrow residential streets to BS with someone. The

Slow semis in the fast lane taking forever to pass even slower semis in the slow lane on the I-5 or 101.

You can thank speed governors for this. Most trucking companies limit their trucks to 60 or 65 or whatever. The drivers set their cruise to full speed and are too lazy to give it up. The race is on!

 

[Aruka]

People who pass me in the right hand lane

 

[abalone]

People who pass me in the right hand lane

Have you considered moving to the right lane? I mean, it could mean they're able to pass you on the left instead.

 

[slipped_disc]

People who do their dishes and their dishes only when the remaining odds and ends could be done in like two minutes.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

Have you considered moving to the right lane? I mean, it could mean they're able to pass you on the left instead.

please excuse mr ruker. they only have one lane in his zone

 

[Aruka]

please excuse mr ruker. they only have one lane in his zone

what are these lanes you speak of?

 

[r32]

 

[Aruka]

ok real pet peeve time.

you know how when you are pouring a cup of tea and the weight of the water on the tea bag string causes the tea bag label to get sucked into the cup and then you have to fish the label out of the hot water with your fingers?

that really grinds my gears.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

christ ruker just loop it around the handle of the mug

give me your address I'll send you a couple of lighters so you don't have to rub stick together anymore

 

[SpudBoy]

kooks that show up at my local to check the surf, get right on the phone to call their bros or start filming....SPLIT!!!

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

I truly hope you’re joking about using the phone and I learned how not to stop and go, driving a stick shift in LA traffic along with all the hours behind the wheel of a 5ton for the film and television industry and will always drive that way.

The whole reason there’s stop and go traffic to begin with besides volume is that everyone tailgates and they don’t know how to drive without being on the gas or brakes. 25 mph = 37 feet per second bro and that’s why ima leave a few car lengths buffer

as for Tyson I guess I missed the genesis of the meme so perhaps I am confused along with being wicked high rn. All I know is nothing personal but I think he’s too heavy/strong and too good/experienced in the clinch for anything to happen but you tying up with him, realizing you just hugged an oak tree and him shrugging you off/creating enough space to unleash a devastating flurry of blows that at the least renders you unconscious let alone gives you permanent neurological trauma

If anyone else’s name came up I’d have to consider it? Manny, Floyd, Oscar, etc, just not him bro this wasn’t that long ago either

Mike Tyson himself has said he would lose a no holds barred fight against any decent grappler.

And for the record, what I said was that I can see a path to victory against him in a vale tudo fight in a cage with no time limit. The guy has no idea how to defend a heel hook and it’s something I do every day against experienced mma fighters who are his size and strength - and 30 years younger.

All I have to do is not get hit.

I never said I would kick his ass nor did I say I‘d definately succeed. But the truth is the dude is old and slow and has never ever in his life had to deal with leg entanglements.

As for texting and posting on this forum while I’m driving…what of it? How do you think I have so much time post here?

I’ve driven well over a million miles and have never been in an accident. Texting, smoking a cigar and steering with my feet I’m safer than 90% of the drivers on the road.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

People who pass me in the right hand lane

If you’re getting passed on the right you should move the fuck over.

 

[Chocki]

Mike Tyson himself has said he would lose a no holds barred fight against any decent grappler.

And for the record, what I said was that I can see a path to victory against him in a vale tudo fight in a cage with no time limit. The guy has no idea how to defend a heel hook and it’s something I do every day against experienced mma fighters who are his size and strength - and 30 years younger.

All I have to do is not get hit.

I never said I would kick his ass nor did I say I‘d definately succeed. But the truth is the dude is old and slow and has never ever in his life had to deal with leg entanglements.

As for texting and posting on this forum while I’m driving…what of it? How do you think I have so much time post here?

I’ve driven well over a million miles and have never been in an accident. Texting, smoking a cigar and steering with my feet I’m safer than 90% of the drivers on the road.

You forgot to add how you’re listening to Joe Rogan’s podcast while driving and jerking off with one hand bc Sean Strickland is the guest and I guess you really can beat up Mike Tyson then.

 

[nowayout]

People who do their dishes and their dishes only when the remaining odds and ends could be done in like two minutes.

my wife

 

[ghost_of_lewis_samuels]

people who complain about drivers

 

[casa_mugrienta]

People who pass me in the right hand lane

Drives me nuts too - it's basically the hallmark of a terrible driver - especially when they've got a left lane wide open to pass and they're instead using the right.

This ties in with people that pass on the right, who are going 80mph+, using the far right/exit lane as the passing/fast lane. Sofxckingdangerous.

 

[Chocki]

People who bring their dogs everywhere with them. Your dog doesn’t need to go to the fucking supermarket with you. The worst is when it’s some confused retired dirty old hippie wandering cluelessly through the aisles of the Home Depot with their two albeit very friendly dogs

 

[grapedrink]

Drives me nuts too - it's basically the hallmark of a terrible driver - especially when they've got a left lane wide open to pass and they're instead using the right.

This ties in with people that pass on the right, who are going 80mph+, using the far right/exit lane as the passing/fast lane. Sofxckingdangerous.

If you are in a 3/4 lane highway and in a center lane then I agree.

If it’s 2 lanes and you are getting passed on the right, you are going too slow.

 

[Lance Mannion]

Carpool lanes. It brings out the worst in people.

 

[Autoprax]

People who don't pick up their dog sh!t.

People who put the sh!t in a bag and leave it on the sidewalk.

I life on dog sh!t lane.

Hundreds of people walk their dogs down my street to sh!t and ****.

It smells like dog urine.