The Best Test Taker

[Woke AF]

This afternoon the president’s physician, Navy Rear Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, said that the president “did exceedingly well” on a test called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, reporting a score of 30 out of 30.

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is a 10-minute test. It’s one of the commonly used screening exams for dementia. The questions on the test vary in difficulty, but they include:

Six points for knowing the date and where you are.

One point if you can identify what a train and a bicycle have in common, and another for watch and ruler.

Three points for correctly identifying pictures of a lion, camel, and rhinoceros.

Another point if you can repeat the phrase “I only know that John is the one to help today.”

Another point if you can read the following letters: FBACMNAAJKLBAFAKDEAAAJAMOFAAB.

Three points if you can draw a clock that indicates the time “10 past 11.”

 

[VonMeister]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

 

[FecalFace]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

You're fvcking vile.

And worse yet, not funny with it.

 

[Woke AF]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

who is triggered

maybe it is time you consulted your doctor about being tested. Don't try it on your own, you might suffer some emotional damage.
Don't feel bad if you can't do as well as your hero. He is the Best and a genius to boot!

 

[VonMeister]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

You're fvcking vile.

And worse yet, not funny with it.

I'm sure the uncut Haitian has plenty. No reason to go full screech bitch.

 

[VonMeister]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

who is triggered

maybe it is time you consulted your doctor about being tested. Don't try it on your own, you might suffer some emotional damage.
Don't feel bad if you can't do as well as your hero. He is the Best and a genius to boot!

There may be a circumsized Haitian if that's what your hung up on. I doubt it .....but a girl can dream.

 

[Kento]

This afternoon the president’s physician, Navy Rear Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, said that the president “did exceedingly well” on a test called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, reporting a score of 30 out of 30.

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is a 10-minute test. It’s one of the commonly used screening exams for dementia. The questions on the test vary in difficulty, but they include:

Six points for knowing the date and where you are.

One point if you can identify what a train and a bicycle have in common, and another for watch and ruler.

Three points for correctly identifying pictures of a lion, camel, and rhinoceros.

Another point if you can repeat the phrase “I only know that John is the one to help today.”

Another point if you can read the following letters: FBACMNAAJKLBAFAKDEAAAJAMOFAAB.

Three points if you can draw a clock that indicates the time “10 past 11.”

I think Billy Madison did more to pass the 2nd grade.

 

[Kento]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

who is triggered

maybe it is time you consulted your doctor about being tested. Don't try it on your own, you might suffer some emotional damage.
Don't feel bad if you can't do as well as your hero. He is the Best and a genius to boot!

There may be a circumsized Haitian if that's what your hung up on. I doubt it .....but a girl can dream.

Sounds like all that time doing squats, kneels, and bobs at the gym has made you randy. Better cool off with some Richard Simmons videos.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

You're fvcking vile.

You are triggered.

 

[Billy Ocean]

This afternoon the president’s physician, Navy Rear Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, said that the president “did exceedingly well” on a test called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, reporting a score of 30 out of 30.

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is a 10-minute test. It’s one of the commonly used screening exams for dementia. The questions on the test vary in difficulty, but they include:

Six points for knowing the date and where you are.

One point if you can identify what a train and a bicycle have in common, and another for watch and ruler.

Three points for correctly identifying pictures of a lion, camel, and rhinoceros.

Another point if you can repeat the phrase “I only know that John is the one to help today.”

Another point if you can read the following letters: FBACMNAAJKLBAFAKDEAAAJAMOFAAB.

Three points if you can draw a clock that indicates the time “10 past 11.”

I think Billy Madison did more to pass the 2nd grade.

A Billy Madison presidency is the next logical step

 

[Kento]

This afternoon the president’s physician, Navy Rear Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, said that the president “did exceedingly well” on a test called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, reporting a score of 30 out of 30.

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is a 10-minute test. It’s one of the commonly used screening exams for dementia. The questions on the test vary in difficulty, but they include:

Six points for knowing the date and where you are.

One point if you can identify what a train and a bicycle have in common, and another for watch and ruler.

Three points for correctly identifying pictures of a lion, camel, and rhinoceros.

Another point if you can repeat the phrase “I only know that John is the one to help today.”

Another point if you can read the following letters: FBACMNAAJKLBAFAKDEAAAJAMOFAAB.

Three points if you can draw a clock that indicates the time “10 past 11.”

I think Billy Madison did more to pass the 2nd grade.

A Billy Madison presidency is the next logical step

Even he was smart enough to cede control to Carl.

You voted for Eric.

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

This afternoon the president’s physician, Navy Rear Admiral Ronny L. Jackson, said that the president “did exceedingly well” on a test called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, reporting a score of 30 out of 30.

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is a 10-minute test. It’s one of the commonly used screening exams for dementia. The questions on the test vary in difficulty, but they include:

Six points for knowing the date and where you are.

One point if you can identify what a train and a bicycle have in common, and another for watch and ruler.

Three points for correctly identifying pictures of a lion, camel, and rhinoceros.

Another point if you can repeat the phrase “I only know that John is the one to help today.”

Another point if you can read the following letters: FBACMNAAJKLBAFAKDEAAAJAMOFAAB.

Three points if you can draw a clock that indicates the time “10 past 11.”

I think Billy Madison did more to pass the 2nd grade.

A Billy Madison presidency is the next logical step

Never happen. You'll never get a Democrat with as much personality as The Swan, or as likable as Eric.

 

[VonMeister]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

who is triggered

maybe it is time you consulted your doctor about being tested. Don't try it on your own, you might suffer some emotional damage.
Don't feel bad if you can't do as well as your hero. He is the Best and a genius to boot!

There may be a circumsized Haitian if that's what your hung up on. I doubt it .....but a girl can dream.

Sounds like all that time doing squats, kneels, and bobs at the gym has made you randy. Better cool off with some Richard Simmons videos.

You forgot to log in as Sensual Writer.

 

[Ifallalot]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

You're fvcking vile.

You are triggered.

You know he's of the deep end again when he's using vile and turd

 

[FecalFace]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

You're fvcking vile.

You are triggered.

You know he's of the deep end again when he's using vile and turd

Right.

Constantly hurling homophobic slurs = not triggered

Calling homophobes vile = triggered

Spineless turd.

 

[VonMeister]

The disgusting racist is off his rocker. Today will be a good day.

 

[$kully]

Heelisper the faggot is triggered. He likes fake news. Maybe an uncut Haitian is the answer.

You're fvcking vile.

You are triggered.

You are on vacation.

 

[FecalFace]

The disgusting racist is off his rocker. Today will be a good day.

GATORADE SOSHULISM

 

[Mr Doof]

Took the test, or one like it, moments ago.

Woo! No cognitive impairment for me!

 

[Autoprax]

He needs to take the psychopath test.

The big 5 test would be telling too.