Slater having another kid

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Kelly Slater is on the record saying you can never start your child too early in Jiu Jitsu. Just saying.

Ngl after ripping a fat cone, I can’t stop thinking what it would be like if Kelly Slater, Laird, and JJF were somehow all able to make a baby together.

Or what if Jocko and Joe Rogan were able to have a baby along with Jocko and Laird. Who’s baby would win in an mma fight???
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I read an interview with Kelly where he was discussing his alcoholic father and the chaos that created in his life, the abandonment issues etc. Hopefully he breaks that cycle this time around.
 
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Kelly confirmed publicly that he is having a boy. Woohoo!

Will his name be Robert? Robby? Roberto? lol.
 

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He should name him some sorta symbol like Prince did.
Since their not married, do you think it will have both last names or just Slater? Or do you think she would do him dirty and leave it as Miller?
 

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Since their not married, do you think it will have both last names or just Slater? Or do you think she would do him dirty and leave it as Miller?
Fin Miller-Slater
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Thruster Miller-Slater

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How about Slater Slater. So nice he says it twice.

Or Miller Slater... like Ricky Bobby.

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