Slater having another kid

[Redeyes]

Kelly’s daughter is going to lose half of her inheritance once her sibling is born. If he has a marriage with Kalani, she loses a lot more of that inheritance.

 

[tenover]

Kelly's here. He lurks but rarely(if ever?) posts.
Hi Kelly

 

[ShiverMeTimbers]

Will Kelly's competitiveness carry over to parenting/dadding? This could be an entertaining/enlightening 20 years.

 

[racer1]

JJF kid vs Slater kid at Haleiwa grom contest in 5 years.

 

[000]

 

[StuAzole]

JJF kid vs Slater kid at Haleiwa grom contest in 5 years.

Next generation home schooling. Maybe Kelly can drag the kid across the world like Dorian does with his dwarf son.

 

[ShiverMeTimbers]

JJF kid vs Slater kid at Haleiwa grom contest in 5 years.

and tie breaker is a Jiu Jitsu match between them!

 

[r32]

Lets hug it out

 

[Chocki]

and tie breaker is a Jiu Jitsu match between them!

Kelly Slater is on the record saying you can never start your child too early in Jiu Jitsu. Just saying.

Ngl after ripping a fat cone, I can’t stop thinking what it would be like if Kelly Slater, Laird, and JJF were somehow all able to make a baby together.

Or what if Jocko and Joe Rogan were able to have a baby along with Jocko and Laird. Who’s baby would win in an mma fight???

 

[000]

Kelly Slater is on the record saying you can never start your child too early in Jiu Jitsu. Just saying.

Ngl after ripping a fat cone, I can’t stop thinking what it would be like if Kelly Slater, Laird, and JJF were somehow all able to make a baby together.

Or what if Jocko and Joe Rogan were able to have a baby along with Jocko and Laird. Who’s baby would win in an mma fight???

are steroids passed along genetically?

 

[Chocki]

are steroids passed along genetically?

To make it a fair fight the babies would totally be using the same PEDs as the parents.

 

[Will there be snacks]

Considering Slater's knowledge of health, I bet this baby is gonna be a super baby! lol.

Is it possible to Wim-Hof breathe in the womb?

 

[000]

hope its a boy
maybe he will get the talent

 

[ShiverMeTimbers]

hope its a boy
maybe he will get the talent

What will surfing be like if Slaters dominate the sport for 100 years?

 

[GromsDad]

JJF kid vs Slater kid at Haleiwa grom contest in 5 years.

One of the coolest aspects of doing the contest scene with my kids was seeing the guys I surfed with in my youth with their kids.

 

[r32]

I think it's very rare for a super athlete to have a kid with their level of abilities.

Different era, different level of competition, grows up spoiled, DNA dilution.

 

[Your Moms Dildo]

Will Slaters kid get his turn with Pam Anderson?..

 

[Autoprax]

A lot of speculation here
Hopefully @Ke11y will post here about why they are having a kid, and his thoughts on his involvement in his current kids life, and plans for the future
I’m not sure he thinks like the rest of us. True GOATs may not
Their women may not either

or they may think like the average every day American
I don’t know
That’s why I look forward to Kelly clearing things up for us here
He kind of owes it to us, doesn’t he?

I think if a lot of attractive women threw themselves at you, it would be hard to be a "good" guy.

You would just have all these women angry at you.

But you could also say, "my way of the highway. There is a long list of girls that want your job."

I think fucking a lot of girls and hurting a lot of feelings would bum out some guys.

Others wouldn't feel anything

 

[Autoprax]

Won’t be around much for this one either. He’ll be in his 70s when Jr. graduates highschool.

70 is the new 60

 

[expotatonator]

70 is the new 60

prolly the same year he wins title #12...