Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

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88 years old and shoving large things up his poop-shoot
 

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In high school, I had a friend that worked at the Safeway in Guerneville, up in Sonoma County. If you don't know, Guerneville is a big gay and lesbian community. One night, a man handed my friend a package of opened frozen burritos and asked to return them and get his money back because he got an infection (or something) from inserting them in his ass. Some freaks out there.

Hope you all remember that when you microwave your burrito at lunch today.