Olympic travesty: Erin Brooks handed Canadian citizenship, fails to qualify for Olympics

[bruhdakine]

What you’re talking about is referred to as a compulsory behavior and its something you might want to consider talking to a professional about if it’s gone as far as you pleasuring yourself on commercial aircraft bro.

My cousin Walter jerked off on a plane once. True story bro. He was on a flight to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Well played! Such a classic movie.

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

Sounds risky.

Yolo.

 

[StuAzole]

Surfing around her a few times she's def a weirdo.

But I wonder who scripted that interview in preparation for the win? And how?

She only speaks in terms like that. Like a programmed toy. There’s nothing in her surfing life that is just honest.

 

[Chocki]

Sounds risky.

Bro ngl I think that lady went on to have the Duffman’s offspring

 

[erik1938]

She said, "god just sent me some amazing waves and...."So does she thank god when she loses....

 

[casa_mugrienta]

She said, "god just sent me some amazing waves and...."So does she thank god when she loses....

Clearly God wanted her to win.

I wonder if it was God that made someone I know use expletives when she and a friend needed a surf etiquette reminder a few years back?

 

[Chocki]

Clearly God wanted her to win.

and the other to girls to lose bc compared to her he thinks they suck

 

[casa_mugrienta]

What are you supposed to think when God wants

and the other to girls to lose bc compared to her he thinks they suck

And with that I'm going to have to blame the whole Canadian citizenship denial on demonic forces in the Canadian immigration office.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Is she on the gear!?

 

[PRCD]

Is she on the gear?

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Probably. That is very low bodyfat for a woman at that level of musculature. Normally when they get that lean they look like they're starving.

Also, when I seize power I will abolish the Olympics.

 

[Truth]

Yolo.

over 30,000 ft no protection needed

proven

 

[Ranga]

Like I said, she may or may not be autistic.

Isn''t Marzo on that spectrum? He seems to be quite the drop in asshole . . .

 

[ghostshaper]

over 30,000 ft no protection needed

proven

Inside or outside of the plane?

 

[casa_mugrienta]

He seems to be quite the drop in asshole . . .

link?

 

[casa_mugrienta]

She told me over 30,000 ft no protection needed.

I said have you done this before? She said no, only with you.

fixed

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

over 30,000 ft no protection needed

proven

over 30,000 ft no protection needed

proven

 

[StuAzole]

Erin was out at Oside pier this weekend, including this am sharing a peak w Caity. Erin surfs quick but Caity is still much better.

 

[GromsDad]

For the record, Kanoa shouldn't be surfing for Japan either.

 

[ULUSURFER]

For the record, Kanoa shouldn't be surfing for Japan either.

except that both his parents are from there and moved to the USA. Much more obvious link than one grandparent

 

[bonzer5fin]

I fixed that for you to the more likely scenario.

her grandpa is LOADED and has said that she won the "surfer world championship" already. a buddy of mine knows him and he always asks me if i'm watching her. i keep telling him she's not a WTC surfer but the grandpa has people confused. i give up.