*** Official What do you want for CHRISTMAS Thread ***

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HO HO HO!! HO HO HO!!
Tell me what you want for Christmas, and I will do all in my power to get it to you by 4am tonight, or not!
And please drown your fireplaces with water! Mrs Santa neither likes the smell of burnt pubes, nor the taste of soot covered cock, balls and ass.:cursing:

Come, sit on my lap and read your list, won't you?
Beneath your tree will greet you with your dreams:drowning:
Murry Christmas!!!

- Santa_Pappy

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HO HO HO!! HO HO HO!!
Tell me what you want for Christmas, and I will do all in my power to get it to you by 4am tonight, or not!
And please drown your fireplaces with water! Mrs Santa neither likes the smell of burnt pubes, nor the taste of soot covered cock, balls and ass.:cursing:

Come, sit on my lap and read your list, won't you?
Beneath your tree will greet you with your dreams:drowning:
Murry Christmas!!!

- Santa_Pappy

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heres a gift 4 u all
 

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