Kelly Slater Merges Brands Under One Umbrella

[r32]

Outerknown, Slater Designs, and Firewire Surfboards now under a new holding company.

The press release is the usual bullshit from CEO "leveraging our blah blah and differentiating our products... blah blah"

Outerknown, Firewire Surfboards, And Slater Designs Join Forces

May 1, 2024 (Los Angeles, CA): Eleven-time World Surf League champion Kelly Slater today announces the union of pioneering brands Outerknown, Firewire Surfboards, and Slater Designs (including Slater Designs Fin Company, LLC, DBA Endorfins) under a new holding company effective immediately...

www.outerknown.com

 

[92122]

I’ll admit, I skimmed, but did it even mention the parent company name?

 

[r32]

I’ll admit, I skimmed, but did it even mention the parent company name?

They didn't mention it. Weird af or maybe they waiting to reveal after branding is created. Another launch party for Kelly and his wealthy celeb friends.

 

[Mr Pecker]

Golsh, this is just fantastic. I dont know what to say. Their going to merge people, passions, & missions under one collective roof to harness each brands batch of pioneering horseshit under a second collective roof to leverage differentiated strengths and leverage the different teams' unlocked combined potential to collaborate and multiply their shared vision to deliver purpose driven brands on the same platform while focusing collective synergies!!!!

I think the Ad firm has uses one of these

 

[Landloct]

I’ll admit, I skimmed, but did it even mention the parent company name?

KLLY.

 

[terdroamer]

I’ll admit, I skimmed, but did it even mention the parent company name?

FireKnownTurd Designs

 

[Pico]

I shop at Walmart Thank you very much

 

[enframed]

I’ll admit, I skimmed, but did it even mention the parent company name?

Yeah weird. I was curious just about the name, skimmed, nothing.

 

[SteveT]

Usually means one or all 3 are sucking $hit.
Last ditch effort before the brand/brands start hitting the shelves at Costco/Kohl's/Target, etc.
Wife and I went down to Camarillo to the outlet stores row a couple of weeks ago.
Man, what a bunch horseshit products.
All discontinued crap (for a very good reason).

 

[flyinraptr]

Good info to know .... makes it easier to avoid purchasing products from those companies.

 

[sponge]

Today's erBB challenge is to name Kelly's new conglomerate company (as Landloct and terdroamer did). My attempt:

SDOKed Fire, pronounced "stoked fire" (Slater Designs, OuterKnown, expensive/discontinued, Fire(wire Surfboards)).

 

[r32]

InnerGarbage

 

[oneula]

GOATmilk?

 

[Chocki]

InnerGarbage

Chapter Ke11even

 

[Woke AF]

NeverBe12

 

[r32]

Holddown Holdings, LLC

 

[austard]

Jimmy Slade Limited...

 

[PRCD]

 

[Landloct]

Outerknown, Slater Designs, and Firewire Surfboards now under a new holding company.

The press release is the usual bullshit from CEO "leveraging our blah blah and differentiating our products... blah blah"

Outerknown, Firewire Surfboards, And Slater Designs Join Forces

May 1, 2024 (Los Angeles, CA): Eleven-time World Surf League champion Kelly Slater today announces the union of pioneering brands Outerknown, Firewire Surfboards, and Slater Designs (including Slater Designs Fin Company, LLC, DBA Endorfins) under a new holding company effective immediately...

www.outerknown.com

No umbrella needed if you have sunblock.

https://freaksofnature.com/