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Kelly Slater - DONE
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Ditch the WSL. Who needs those jackasses? Why? Fck them.
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I think they own his likeness or something??? I heard he sold it to some venture capitals to raise money for Purps Energy Drink bitd and they bought it from them at some point.
There’s no senior tennis tour that anyone is aware of, is there?Why not?
PGA has a Seniors Tour
A tour is a terrible idea. One specialty event a year makes more sense. Exciting to see old guys but none of the infrastructure of a tour And not enough exposure that everyone realizes they just old guys now.
Besides, old guys have jobs and stuff. You think Curren is going to schlep across the globe to compete? He could barely tolerate it when he was an actual pro surfer Lol.
Sl8t's and Tiger will take the new senior pickle ball tour by storm.
The unstoppable duo. Mark my word!
They are unbeatable and they are rolling like an avalanche coming down the mountain....
The unstoppable duo. Mark my word!
They are unbeatable and they are rolling like an avalanche coming down the mountain....
Worlds Masters contest used to be this..hasnt been held in a while, since Rob Bain won. Was classic to se Elko finally beat Curren for the Masters title in the early 2000's.
No idea on residence but the actual birth will take place at the Ranch in the pool with Kalani lying feet up and wide on a stirrup modified 8ft Omni and Kelly holding her hand and gently guiding the board around in calm water during labor.
Once the baby crowns though, they Turbo crank the pool up to 8ft and Kalani is pushed down the face of the wave where Dula Raimana screams encouragement into a bullhorn as he rides along side her kneeling and then proceeds to guide her board and stall over and into the barrel section - Kalani must NEVER touch the rail once in there - and the baby will be born deep in the tube.
The umbilical cord stem cells will be harvested and injected directly into Kelly's hip and he will return next year to dominate the entire season.
Oh, and the birth wave will be a right of course.
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Board of Directors | Rythmia
Meet the heart-centered leaders guiding Rythmia. From Agape's Michael Beckwith to surfing champion Kelly Slater, our board has a diverse set of experiences.
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What a strange cult.Board of Directors | Rythmia
Meet the heart-centered leaders guiding Rythmia. From Agape's Michael Beckwith to surfing champion Kelly Slater, our board has a diverse set of experiences.
There's a girl whose only description is "Enterpreneur"... WTF, aren't they all? She's probably there as eye candy.Board of Directors | Rythmia
Meet the heart-centered leaders guiding Rythmia. From Agape's Michael Beckwith to surfing champion Kelly Slater, our board has a diverse set of experiences.
Their top selling service is a Hydrocolonic cleanse. Must be a very relaxing 7 days.
Everyone of those people is a potential axe murderer.