Kelly is lonely and needs a friend

[GWS_2]

People have a tendency to look at the rich and famous and think "they have no problems, they have it made, their life is wonderful, if I had that I would be SO happy..."

They're just people. Everybody has their sh!t. And while someone else's burden may look insignificant to you, it doesn't feel that way to them. Nobody has the perfect life. Into every life the rain must fall. I used to manage money for a few people that were legit 1%ers financially. Nobody had worked in two, three, four generations or so. And they were without exception some of the most miserable, unhappy people I have ever met.

Kelly doesn't have kind of money, but I believe he has enough to free himself from the constraints of the daily struggle to stay alive etc. What happens then is people tend to look inwards and frankly, it fvcks them up. They cannibalize themselves emotionally. IMHO.

I think there is something in a lot of us that needs a daily struggle. When the struggle is gone, our own heads become our worse enemy.

 

[ElOgro]

People have a tendency to look at the rich and famous and think "they have no problems, they have it made, their life is wonderful, if I had that I would be SO happy..."

They're just people. Everybody has their sh!t. And while someone else's burden may look insignificant to you, it doesn't feel that way to them. Nobody has the perfect life. Into every life the rain must fall. I used to manage money for a few people that were legit 1%ers financially. Nobody had worked in two, three, four generations or so. And they were without exception some of the most miserable, unhappy people I have ever met.

Kelly doesn't have kind of money, but I believe he has enough to free himself from the constraints of the daily struggle to stay alive etc. What happens then is people tend to look inwards and frankly, it fvcks them up. They cannibalize themselves emotionally. IMHO.

I think there is something in a lot of us that needs a daily struggle. When the struggle is gone, our own heads become our worse enemy.

Idle hands and all...

Although Dane seems to have put the trauma behind and got on with his life.

 

[GWS_2]

Idle hands and all...

Although Dane seems to have put the trauma behind and got on with his life.

He's kind of gone recluse I think. His issues are no doubt still there, they just aren't on display because he has largely removed himself from the public eye.

 

[thrillkicker]

Maybe kelly wouldn’t feel alone so much if he could stop talking about himself at every chance he can get. All his friends (momentum generation) probably ignore his calls now. Kelly, nobody wants to give you the attention you think you deserve because you don’t deserve it. Your friends don’t talk to you because you only want to talk about yourself, not because you’re more “successful” than them. Also, your boards fucken suck dick in all conditions.

And btw, you’re not successful. VSTR was a fucken failure. Outerknown is a fucken failure. Your new HBO show sucks dick.

So cruel.

But so spot-on.

Bottom line: Slater is a creep. [& a great dad!]

 

[underdog]

I swung from a tree tripping balls in CB after 1 title. He's snaked me on chest high Inlet.
GOAT...
IMHO
Glasshouse motherhaters. He f#$%Ked PA! not naming spots...
Goat!
He's the TB of surf.
TB wishes he was KS.
lol HAF!

 

[freeride76]

Idle hands and all...

Although Dane seems to have put the trauma behind and got on with his life.

he got kiddies to raise.

 

[everysurfer]

I think there is something in a lot of us that needs a daily struggle. When the struggle is gone, our own heads become our worse enemy.

That's why I post here. You all are my daily struggle

Thanks

 

[manbearpig]

She make him look so tall.

Should we put Kelly on suicide watch after surf retirement, when he discover he is nowhere good enough to play pro golf even semi pro? For guy who has all, he seems quiet lonely.

How’s the creeper in the back looking over his shoulder?

 

[_____]

How’s the creeper in the back looking over his shoulder?

It's the creepy caterer-murderer!!

 

[surfysurfy1476]

How’s the creeper in the back looking over his shoulder?

Looks a lot like Brit Merrick. Slater you are unhappy because you obsessed over surfing your entire life and never starte a family. That is the cost of 11x titles.

 

[Mr Doof]

New Zealand Herald: Surfing: 'I wake up and feel totally alone'

With those t!ts of his? He just needs to know that people are watching him on You Tube and playing with themselves....that should make him feel good about himself.

Right?

 

[Havoc]

People have a tendency to look at the rich and famous and think "they have no problems, they have it made, their life is wonderful, if I had that I would be SO happy..."

They're just people. Everybody has their sh!t. And while someone else's burden may look insignificant to you, it doesn't feel that way to them. Nobody has the perfect life. Into every life the rain must fall. I used to manage money for a few people that were legit 1%ers financially. Nobody had worked in two, three, four generations or so. And they were without exception some of the most miserable, unhappy people I have ever met.

Kelly doesn't have kind of money, but I believe he has enough to free himself from the constraints of the daily struggle to stay alive etc. What happens then is people tend to look inwards and frankly, it fvcks them up. They cannibalize themselves emotionally. IMHO.

I think there is something in a lot of us that needs a daily struggle. When the struggle is gone, our own heads become our worse enemy.

tough owning 10 million dollar house and traveling the world surfing the best waves, eating the best food, and shagging chicks 1/2 his age. whoa is me lolz. try grinding 60 hours a week at a dead end job to surf 1 foot slop at el porto

 

[QuadFin]

Kalani and her sister, born and raised in San Clemente. I wonder if those beautiful choppers ever get in way?

 

[GDaddy]

How about we wait for him to do something dumb, like trying to set surfing up to be an Olympic sport, before we all dogpile on him? Because this isn't an example of him doing something dumb. Everybody has some days that are better than others.

 

[surfysurfy1476]

Kalani and her sister, born and raised in San Clemente. I wonder if those beautiful choppers ever get in way?

Nothing special. Are they hapas?

 

[VonMeister]

Maybe he shouldn't have built a wave pool in the middle of nowhere.