Kelly is lonely and needs a friend

[everysurfer]

New Zealand Herald: Surfing: 'I wake up and feel totally alone': Kelly Slater opens up on ....

'I wake up and feel totally alone': Sports great opens up on mental woes

'I have my own challenges and things that are really tough for me to express'

www.nzherald.co.nz

He should log in here sometime. Fix him right up.

 

[000]

When I was 21 years old I was engaged,

wonder who he was engaged to
certainly she is not as hot as kalani is today

 

[Havoc]

its lonely running a corporate machine lol

who gives a fk aboutvlbslater

 

[GromsDad]

When I was 21 years old I was engaged,

wonder who he was engaged to
certainly she is not as hot as kalani is today

There was a girl named Bri I think. Probably hotter. She appeared in The Endless Summer II I think.

 

[GromsDad]

 

[Kento]

There was a girl named Bri I think. Probably hotter. She appeared in The Endless Summer II I think.

The Kava Puker.

 

[studog]

New Zealand Herald: Surfing: 'I wake up and feel totally alone': Kelly Slater opens up on ....

'I wake up and feel totally alone': Sports great opens up on mental woes

'I have my own challenges and things that are really tough for me to express'

www.nzherald.co.nz

only if you're a celebrity though

 

[casa_mugrienta]

'I wake up and feel totally alone'

This quote is just another attention seeking tactic.

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

This quote is just another attention seeking tactic.

I don't understand it. Doesn't he have a long-term serious girlfriend?

What attention does he want, a "you're dumped, seeya" text?

This sounds like one of those things where if she says it, it's all your fault, and you can't feel slighted in the slightest, and if you say it, it's your fault, f--k your feelings, and you are winding up in a no-win chew out conversation where the only thing you can do is end it before you lose 10-15-20 minutes of your life to that conversation.

 

[FARTHAMMER]

I don't understand it. Doesn't he have a long-term serious girlfriend?

She's younger probable wants to go out on the town!

 

[FARTHAMMER]

I thought Kelly had a dog, my dog wakes me up!

 

[ElOgro]

Somebody asked, he answered. Then somebody decided it was worthy of starting a thread here. Go figure.

 

[fishtank]

wonder who he was engaged to
certainly she is not as hot as kalani is today

Probably due to aging, his current lady was probably a toddler back then. A rich guy like Slater could trade in for a newer model every few years, maybe he needs a deeper emotional connection

 

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Isn’t this a thread for autopraxism? Nobody annoys me more than that guy but once in awhile he makes sense. Maybe Kelly still has Daddy issues from his younger days.

 

[stringcheese]

Death, taxes, and slater haters on the erBB

 

[maybe]

Lots of celebrities are miserable. They have the looks, wealth, fame... but still feel empty.

It's like Dylan sang years ago... "don't go mistaking paradise for that home across the road."

New Zealand Herald: Surfing: 'I wake up and feel totally alone': Kelly Slater opens up on ....

'I wake up and feel totally alone': Sports great opens up on mental woes

'I have my own challenges and things that are really tough for me to express'

www.nzherald.co.nz

He should log in here sometime. Fix him right up.

 

[boobhog]

When I was 21 years old I was engaged,

wonder who he was engaged to
certainly she is not as hot as kalani is today

his daughter is older than kalani. u know he just with her for the buttseck so ofc he gonna still feel alone and empty

 

[QuadFin]

She make him look so tall.

Should we put Kelly on suicide watch after surf retirement, when he discover he is nowhere good enough to play pro golf even semi pro? For guy who has all, he seems quiet lonely.

 

[stringcheese]

She make him look so tall.

Should we put Kelly on suicide watch after surf retirement, when he discover he is nowhere good enough to play pro golf even semi pro? For guy who has all, he seems quiet lonely.

Surfing uncle Rico there on the right what up Gardner Minshew

 

[foamdust]

New Zealand Herald: Surfing: 'I wake up and feel totally alone': Kelly Slater opens up on ....

'I wake up and feel totally alone': Sports great opens up on mental woes

'I have my own challenges and things that are really tough for me to express'

www.nzherald.co.nz

He should log in here sometime. Fix him right up.

I think we need to realize he is human just like us and even if his life appears to be rosy, he faces challenges and issues like the rest of the world.