My mother imported Covid to my house
from Floriduh for my birthday. This is the second fucking time my gf and I have had to isolate with her. Last time we all got it good during the omicron wave. Somehow I dodged it this go around and never tested positive despite full and repeated exposure. After spending the week in the house tending to her and my girlfriend that she infected I just put them both on Boeings bound for DC and Sarasota.
Now I have the house to myself for the next five days. Time to turn the volume and Pornhub and chill. Going for that long slow jerk.
from Floriduh for my birthday. This is the second fucking time my gf and I have had to isolate with her. Last time we all got it good during the omicron wave. Somehow I dodged it this go around and never tested positive despite full and repeated exposure. After spending the week in the house tending to her and my girlfriend that she infected I just put them both on Boeings bound for DC and Sarasota.
Now I have the house to myself for the next five days. Time to turn the volume and Pornhub and chill. Going for that long slow jerk.