I just pronounced you King of Israel…

[Sharky]

You have absolute authority to do anything you want.

Tell us how you would solve the Palestinian problem.

Try not to use Polly Annaish naive pie-in-the-sky verbiage. Concrete concepts. How you would implement them and how you envision them working.

For the record I have not a clue. Reading this place it seems like some of you think you do.

Lets hear it.

 

[drunjk]

 

[Sharky]

That could work.

There’s also “nuke everybody” and maybe “mass suicide.” Or maybe we move everybody to Vegas?

 

[Autoprax]

Do I have super powers?

 

[Sharky]

Do I have super powers?

You‘re Jewish.

 

[Autoprax]

You‘re Jewish.

"Don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them."

 

[Sharky]

"Don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them."

That was a great line. I wonder what happened to him? After he beat up the mermaid he kind of disappeared

 

[$kully]

I’d exploit my position of power and spend a week or so banging hot Israeli women and then I’d resign the crown and let it be someone else’s problem.

 

[Autoprax]

That was a great line. I wonder what happened to him? After he beat up the mermaid he kind of disappeared

No, he's been touring the whole time.

Some of his later albums are good.

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

You have absolute authority to do anything you want.

Tell us how you would solve the Palestinian problem.

Try not to use Polly Annaish naive pie-in-the-sky verbiage. Concrete concepts. How you would implement them and how you envision them working.

For the record I have not a clue. Reading this place it seems like some of you think you do.

Lets hear it.

I form a Palestinian state. Gaza + the West Bank are joined via a long arcing corridor through the desert in the South. The Jewish settlers can GTFO.

And then I'm killed by an Israeli ultranationalist, just like Yitzhak Rabin. Another Netanyahu comes to power, it all falls apart, and they're fighting over that shithole for another 6000 years.

Yeah I think banging Natalie Portman and Bar Rafaeli for a week, then bailing sounds like more fun. $kully for the win.

 

[ElOgro]

That was a great line. I wonder what happened to him? After he beat up the mermaid he kind of disappeared

Yes, great line. Never works like that though. Try here’s some money, go shopping with your sister. He’s spending time up north of you. (I’m not naming spots)

 

[Phi1]

Hamas is basically serving as government there, providing (some) food, water, electricity, education. They’re filling a vacuum.

Granted they’re likely blaming Israel for all of the ills and hardships the people are facing. Some of that is justified.

I don’t think there is a short term fix. It seems like it would just be cheaper to provide food, water, housing, education than maintaining what’s currently in place.

But I doubt Palestine would trust or accept help from Israel, and I doubt Hamas would allow that help to get to them.

 

[ElOgro]

I form a Palestinian state. Gaza + the West Bank are joined via a long arcing corridor through the desert in the South. The Jewish settlers can GTFO.

And then I'm killed by an Israeli ultranationalist, just like Yitzhak Rabin. Another Netanyahu comes to power, it all falls apart, and they're fighting over that shithole for another 6000 years.

Yeah I think banging Natalie Portman and Bar Rafaeli for a week, then bailing sounds like more fun. $kully for the win.

One week? GTFO. I’m old enough to be your father and I’d go for a month minimum. You two are disappointing.

 

[GromsDad]

I let the world know I really do have nukes and I'm not afraid to use them by blowing something up with one.

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

One week? GTFO. I’m old enough to be your father and I’d go for a month minimum. You two are disappointing.

You're full of sh!t. I could barely tolerate surfing Nexpa for three days with a dozen of the sweet and delicious bag of skittles in town. Natalie Portman is so liberal she makes FecalFace sound like Tucker Carlson.

 

[PRCD]

You have absolute authority to do anything you want.

Tell us how you would solve the Palestinian problem.

Try not to use Polly Annaish naive pie-in-the-sky verbiage. Concrete concepts. How you would implement them and how you envision them working.

For the record I have not a clue. Reading this place it seems like some of you think you do.

Lets hear it.

Jesus is Lord. Muslims and Jews just need to repent and believe in Him.

 

[Jehovah]

Muslims have been one of my better plagues.

 

[plasticbertrand]

No, he's been touring the whole time.

Some of his later albums are good.

The only song I know with that line is by Nico and she has a vag (I think?).
Who wrote the song originally?

It's an absolute banger.

 

[ElOgro]

The only song I know with that line is by Nico and she has a vag (I think?).
Who wrote the song originally?

It's an absolute banger.

Jackson Browne.

 

[plasticbertrand]

Jackson Browne.

That makes sense. I don't see you guys being into a French lady singing out of tune.

Edit: JB apparently wrote the song for Nico and recorded and performed live with her.