I can't wait for Delta and Omicron to have a baby...

Sharky

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I can't wait til they start naming variants after fraternities
It will probably just be kind of like how we name hurricanes.

"The Alice Virus has been gathering strength in Papua New Guinea and is scheduled to arrive in California the day after tomorrow where it is once again expected to kill us all. Stay tuned for further details...
 

Kento

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It will probably just be kind of like how we name hurricanes.

"The Alice Virus has been gathering strength in Papua New Guinea and is scheduled to arrive in California the day after tomorrow where it is once again expected to kill us all. Stay tuned for further details...
Even for regular storms, I noticed the transition from an all-encompassing "STORMWATCH" to either naming a random winter storm or giving it weed strain names like Bomb Cyclone.

Wait until people start writing horoscopes for each storm.
 
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mundus

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you are the most clever man of the century :applause2:

such a shame you couldn't use it to your advantage and escape such a menial occupation
I am where I am out of choice, surf and fish when I want, condo paid off. Brag some more about what a crypto baller you are again, pathetic cuck.
 
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Surfdog

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Omicron is the new flu season.

What happened to the regular annual "flu" that many, many 1000's of people die from each and every year?
 

LifeOnMars

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I am where I am out of choice, surf and fish when I want, condo paid off. Brag some more about what a crypto baller you are again, pathetic cuck.
crypto is a hobby that pays more than your yearly wage, nothing else. it's like video games for adults with money. if the information flys over your head, so be it. compared to stonks, the returns are be astronomical. it's ok that you haven't gone far in life, many never do. the frustration that comes from that can be crippling, my apologies for your shortcomings :cry:
 

mundus

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crypto is a hobby that pays more than your yearly wage, nothing else. it's like video games for adults with money. if the information flys over your head, so be it. compared to stonks, the returns are be astronomical. it's ok that you haven't gone far in life, many never do. the frustration that comes from that can be crippling, my apologies for your shortcomings :cry:
Already made my money, enjoy the stress you baller
 
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grapedrink

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It's pretty cool when you get to see the fruits of you labor every day just siting there in the jar. When you need to access your savings does the bank make you roll the coins or will they take them loose?
The Coinstar service fee just keeps getting higher :toilet:
 
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