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Ifallalot

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anyone engaging in this discussion is a fvkin moron.

pandering to different groups is just all the same sh!t: marketing and capitalism. These companies don't actually give a sh!t, they just want your money.
And with the pandering they’re trying to ingratiate themselves to the idiot young people that actually like this stuff

Yes, they are abandoning their loyal customers in an attempt to gain new, younger customers

it’s a calculated risk knowing that apathy and forgetfulness will bring the original customers back, as well as corporate laziness to jump off a bridge because everyone else is doing it
 

Autoprax

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And with the pandering they’re trying to ingratiate themselves to the idiot young people that actually like this stuff

Yes, they are abandoning their loyal customers in an attempt to gain new, younger customers

it’s a calculated risk knowing that apathy and forgetfulness will bring the original customers back, as well as corporate laziness to jump off a bridge because everyone else is doing it
"abandoning their loyal customers"

So dramatic.
 
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StuAzole

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And with the pandering they’re trying to ingratiate themselves to the idiot young people that actually like this stuff

Yes, they are abandoning their loyal customers in an attempt to gain new, younger customers

it’s a calculated risk knowing that apathy and forgetfulness will bring the original customers back, as well as corporate laziness to jump off a bridge because everyone else is doing it
The beer is unchanged.

It’s not like they introduced New Bud Light.

Are you actually swayed by what your beer can looks like?

Are you afraid you might catch trans if you see a picture?
 

hal9000

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Shouldn't conservatives be celebrating rainbow capitalism?

it means more money for their heroes, aka, the mega-corporations.

it means pwning the libs by stealing their money and using it to make large donations to conservative PACs.
 

mundus

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Rafeal Cruz is calling for investigations over the Bud Light controversy, the Free Market party at it again.