How Not to Park Your Boat

[sizzld1]

There needs to be a where is he now documentary.

Ask and yee shall receive...

It's a pretty good read. Gunther is the man

Where Are They Now? Techno Viking

FIFTEEN years ago, at the 2000 Fuckparade in Germany, a legend was born in the form of a topless raver nicknamed The Techno Viking. Little was known about the muscle-bound man filmed in the 4-minute …

waterfordwhispersnews.com

 

[$kully]

Ask and yee shall receive...

It's a pretty good read. Gunther is the man

Where Are They Now? Techno Viking

FIFTEEN years ago, at the 2000 Fuckparade in Germany, a legend was born in the form of a topless raver nicknamed The Techno Viking. Little was known about the muscle-bound man filmed in the 4-minute …

waterfordwhispersnews.com

That photo is such a let down though.

 

[sizzld1]

The photo is a let down, but the interview makes up for it:

Gunther explained he was working as a lumberjack at the time of the video, and had many colleagues that “loved to party”.

“We would buy an ounce of base speed between us every weekend and head to free parties around Germany. Man, the comedown off that sh!t was hell”.

....

Gunther said he left the lumberjack business in 2002, after being fired for misconduct.

“Yeah, I got angry at one of the lads and I punched a tree. But the tree fell on top of my supervisor and broke his leg. They don’t make speed like that any more,” he laughed.

The then 26-year-old began studying to be a biologist in Berlin and later secured a job as head researcher for the University he attended.

“It’s a long cry from chomping down bags of base speed, necking pills and maintaining order at dance festivals, but I love it, you know?”

 

[SrPato]

 

[$kully]

The photo is a let down, but the interview makes up for it:

It’s sad when a legend like Technoviking turns out to be Chris Elliott

 

[GromsDad]

Not a boat but worthy for a thread bump.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787452255916151163

 

[TeamScam]

No it's just a strawberry.

 

[hammies]

At least it's high and dry.

 

[kelpcutter]

waiting for the next full moon.

 

[sushipop]

It was in this moment they knew they fukked up

THEQUALIFIEDCAPTAIN on Instagram: "He knew…. #qualified #heknewhefuckedup #outtheback #whenthewavebreaksheredontbethere #dammitman #whatareyoudoing #worked #workedgood #mustbelostmate #notwhereyouwanttobe #noideal #ebrake #putitinreverseterry #oops #hellodarknessmyoldfriend #ohno #kookslams #happysaturday @milespitt"

7,344 likes, 167 comments - thequalifiedcaptain on May 11, 2024: "He knew…. #qualified #heknewhefuckedup #outtheback #whenthewavebreaksheredontbethere #dammitman #whatareyoudoing #worked #workedgo...".

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[Will there be snacks]

It was in this moment they knew they fukked up

THEQUALIFIEDCAPTAIN on Instagram: "He knew…. #qualified #heknewhefuckedup #outtheback #whenthewavebreaksheredontbethere #dammitman #whatareyoudoing #worked #workedgood #mustbelostmate #notwhereyouwanttobe #noideal #ebrake #putitinreverseterry #oops #hellodarknessmyoldfriend #ohno #kookslams #happysaturday @milespitt"

7,344 likes, 167 comments - thequalifiedcaptain on May 11, 2024: "He knew…. #qualified #heknewhefuckedup #outtheback #whenthewavebreaksheredontbethere #dammitman #whatareyoudoing #worked #workedgo...".

www.instagram.com

Put it on the beach if you have to. Live to fight another day.

 

[Will there be snacks]

http://instagr.am/p/C64n7oFP2LH/

 

[sushipop]

http://instagr.am/p/C64n7oFP2LH/

Mods, please move this to the “how to actually park your boat” thread.

 

[r32]

Orcas off Spain sunk another boat.

Killer whales ram and sink sailing yacht off Gibraltar coast

The Alboran Cognac was rammed by an unknown number of orcas in the Strait of Gibraltar at around 9am local time on Sunday, the Spanish maritime rescue service said.

news.sky.com

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[Sharkbiscuit]

Orcas off Spain sunk another boat.

Killer whales ram and sink sailing yacht off Gibraltar coast

The Alboran Cognac was rammed by an unknown number of orcas in the Strait of Gibraltar at around 9am local time on Sunday, the Spanish maritime rescue service said.

news.sky.com

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[000]

http://imgur.com/eJNWPlG