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casa_mugrienta

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Apr 13, 2008
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I wish I was gay.

I would get laid more.
This.

This is why I don't get the closeted gay thing.

The cornucopia of sexual options for gay men far outweigh any negative consequences of coming out. Especially in the modern era.

And the best thing about it is they actually want to bang. They're just as horny as you are.

Gay is freedom.
 

casa_mugrienta

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Apr 13, 2008
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Looking back on my drunk driving days, I'm so glad/lucky I didn't kill anyone.

That was my riskiest behavour in my youth.

I won't drink and drive now.
I still think of all those nights of being blackout drunk - "How'd we get home?" - "You drove."

Oh fuck.

Not to mention all those nights of swerving and weaving.

So. fvcking.stupid.
 

Autoprax

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Jan 24, 2011
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This.

This is why I don't get the closeted gay thing.

The cornucopia of sexual options for gay men far outweigh any negative consequences of coming out. Especially in the modern era.

And the best thing about it is they actually want to bang. They're just as horny as you are.

Gay is freedom.
Girls always put the brakes on.

Guys have no brakes.

Maybe they are afraid of that loss of control?

Once they go gay there will be no coming back.

Just anal 24/7 with thousands of guys. :dancing: