Green Giant Gets Chicks The Old Fashioned Way...

[Lance Mannion]

...or, when "progressive" Birthing Persons have way too much free time on their hands.

'Ecosexuality' is the latest sexual orientation that means people are 'turned on' by nature, including trees

• The relationships aren't always sexual but one person described it as 'erotic'
• Ecosexuality involves an erotic connection to nature, with the earth as a 'lover'
• READ MORE: Canadian woman is in an 'erotic' relationship with an OAK TREE

Social media rolls its eyes at new 'ecosexuality'

A sexual orientation centered around the seductiveness of nature has drawn eye-rolls from social media users, mocking people who have reportedly fallen in love with trees.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

...or, when "progressive" Birthing Persons have way too much free time on their hands.

'Ecosexuality' is the latest sexual orientation that means people are 'turned on' by nature, including trees

• The relationships aren't always sexual but one person described it as 'erotic'
• Ecosexuality involves an erotic connection to nature, with the earth as a 'lover'
• READ MORE: Canadian woman is in an 'erotic' relationship with an OAK TREE

Social media rolls its eyes at new 'ecosexuality'

A sexual orientation centered around the seductiveness of nature has drawn eye-rolls from social media users, mocking people who have reportedly fallen in love with trees.

www.dailymail.co.uk

This story gets recycled every few years.

I remember first hearing about this around 15 years ago. The story then resurfaces periodically.

 

[manbearpig]

 

[Ifallalot]

This is exactly what I pictured she would look like

 

[Duffy LaCoronilla]

This is exactly what I pictured she would look like

Wood.

 

[hammies]

Looks like a know-it-all middle aged woman whose husband divorced her because she was an insufferable know it all.
Not bad looking for 50+ though.