First Time Ever: Water Futures Trade

Sharkbiscuit

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Aug 6, 2003
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Let's fucking short water. Say there's 100 billion gallons of water on Earth.

What if we short 140 billion gallons of water, cover when it caves, THEN poison all the major lakes and reservoirs, and cry like a bitch if someone on reddit tries to stop us from poisoning their basic requirements in the name of profit.