My brother is a year older than me and was the monster that would punch you in your fucking face without blinking. We were in lunch one day in high school and sitting at the same table. He took a nutty buddy ice cream cone and threw it across the cafeteria and hit this guy in the face coming out of the lunch line. Dude saw he did but knew better than to say a word. He sat down and wiped it off his face. Then my brother took a handful of mashed potatoes and flung it at the kids table. It hit 3-4 people who fired back and the next thing you know it was a full on cafeteria food fight. 100 people flinging food. People took tables to block the entrance so the teachers that came down to break it up were locked out. This food fight lasted 20 minutes. It was crazy.oh man, that would have been so fun to start a food fight! what's the matter with people these days? don't they know the pure beauty of a well-flung pile of mashed potatoes? pussies, all of 'em.