Fatal mountain lion attack in Washington State

Mike_Jones

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You don't need to be able to run faster than a mountain lion. You just need to be able to run faster than your buddy.

I don't have to worry though. Mountain lions leave me alone. I've never been attacked.
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drunjk

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rice said:
drunjk said:
personally, i would tame the mountain lion on account of my charisma and teach it to maul and eat my enemies, then make it walk the streets for me and i also would occasionally rape it
You know what would make you really safe from mountain lions and sharks?

Not hiking or mtb'ing or surfing. Easy.
eat sh!t generic hypocrite