Ellie Jean Coffey and her girlfriend...paging VonMeister (trigger warning)

donuts

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Jan 23, 2005
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@ the fun house
......i aint even worried about what happens fifteen minutes after i get my hands on her.

and for the record....eventhough im nit that into ink...hers im down with. be kinda cool to have an audience while i'm snorkeling my way through that fugging warm flesh ocean
:jamon:

i bet if otf was still here to see this, he would point out that fifteen minutes after you got your hands on her, you’d already have been sleeping fitfully for twelve minutes, there’d be the beginnings of blisters on your tongue, your lips would be stuck together, and your whole head would smell really funny...

the rest of the bb has duly noted and endorsed your strange ideas of a good time...

careful of the sealife where you snorkel!

:drowning: :)
 

tedshred

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Anybody else following her Instagram? Pretty hilarious/cringey clips of her trying to be sexy. They keep getting trashier and trashier every week.
 
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McHatin

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Even though she is the oldest, I thought she had the best genes out of all her sisters. The younger ones may blow up once they get to their 30s. I think she may also be the better surfer too
 

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Feb 20, 2003
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classic "be friends with a fatter girl so u can be thin by comparison" trick
 
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