Doorbuster Deal! Matuse top/spring

Sharkbiscuit

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Aug 6, 2003
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Doorbuster because if you threw one of these fucking things at the average WalMart's double-pane steel-framed sh!t they'd fucking shatter like a team light glassed Clark blank going over the falls at Waimea shorey.

XXL Matuse Chapter 1 wetsuit top. Worn once. Full smoothskin all around. Very warm!
This was a "garage score" or whatever so I paid $92.50, not full price

XXL Matuse Dante 2mm chest zip springsuit. Worn once.
I paid $135 just like it says.

They both look precisely like the linked items, down to the chartreuse lettering on the inside of the spring.

$70 for both, PayPal. I'll ship UPS.

My marginally recouped mitigated loss is your heavily discounted loss! Act now! These won't last. Unless you do anything other than sic a pack of peyote-fed wolves with an industrial-grade shear press and/or multiple blow torches on them. Seriously if you want to claim warranty on like a circular saw or some sh!t have a go at these suits your diamond carbide sh!t will get dealt with brutally.
 
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parkiteric

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the last paragraph is funny. good luck with sale. i would buy, but dont need them