There is only one way to handle this.
You have to pistol whip them simultaneously in the face with your jelly boner.
It's a 2'fer.
You have to pistol whip them simultaneously in the face with your jelly boner.
It's a 2'fer.
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Conjoined Twin Gets Married
- Thread starter r32
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It's all too much. I wish them all the best but I really don't want to know how this actually works. No more details, that's enough internet for today, thanks.
JFC two mouths and one vagigi. What could possibly go wrong? Do their brains sync on one pms?
You'll be back.It's all too much. I wish them all the best but I really don't want to know how this actually works. No more details, that's enough internet for today, thanks.
why is this just getting known to the erBB? we should have been on this sh!t the moment it happened. you're slipping.
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Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is now married
Abby and Brittany Hensel, who documented their lives in the TLC reality series "Abby & Brittany," have a new member of the family.
This is one of those things I knew was real but never actually gave it any thought and now my brain hurts.
Check out their anatomy. So wild.
2 brains
2 nervous systems
3 lungs
2 hearts
1 liver
2 gallbladders
2 stomachs
1 large intestine
1 small intestine
2 left kidneys
1 right kidney
1 bladder
1 pelvis
2 brains
2 nervous systems
3 lungs
2 hearts
1 liver
2 gallbladders
2 stomachs
1 large intestine
1 small intestine
2 left kidneys
1 right kidney
1 bladder
1 pelvis
Ok but we all know what everyone’s wondering the quantity of.
if her fart smells can one blame it on the other?
when she gives you head does the other watch or look you in the eye?
when she gives you head does the other watch or look you in the eye?
This makes me feel so blessed just to be the less than average joe-jack-ass-fool-buffoon that I am, and that I was born in US instead of Sierra Leone or Bangladesh. Thank you Lord, Allah, Buddha, and Universe.
I have not seen their show yet but they appear to have many challenges even at first glance . I have so many questions, here are a few:
-Do they share the same politics? How do they vote? Separate SSN's and voting ballots?
-Who has the drivers license/SSN/ professional designation? Abby can't be a gyno while Brittney is a dentist. Or maybe she can, just on different days?
-Do they have the same or similar intellect?
-Do they have the benefit of endowments or support from medical research?
-What if Abby wants to practice her saxophone and Brittany wants to read Thoreau?
-If they stub a toe, do they both feel the pain?
-Do they like the same foods? What if one of them hates brussel sprouts?
-Can one of them get a sore throat or cold but the other does not get it? Or, do they both get sick at the same time?
-Who eats dinner? Both? If only Abby eats, is Brittany still hungry or are both of them satiated?
Now for the real questions:
-They have one vajayjay, do they both orgasm? At the same time?
-If they fart, do they both think it smells good?
-How does the bad breath thing work?
-The blow job and 69 thing???
-They have to agree on one husband? Dude definitely has a unique fetish to get into this game.
It is totally plausible that this could have actually gone even a step further into complete bananas-insanity territory^3. Suppose that if instead of agreeing upon and marrying this one dude, that Brittany married Jack, Abby married Bill, and they all cohabitate. Go down that road for kicks. How's that dynamic- between BIll and Jac k? Discuss.
Thank you for your time,
Mr. Pecker
I have not seen their show yet but they appear to have many challenges even at first glance . I have so many questions, here are a few:
-Do they share the same politics? How do they vote? Separate SSN's and voting ballots?
-Who has the drivers license/SSN/ professional designation? Abby can't be a gyno while Brittney is a dentist. Or maybe she can, just on different days?
-Do they have the same or similar intellect?
-Do they have the benefit of endowments or support from medical research?
-What if Abby wants to practice her saxophone and Brittany wants to read Thoreau?
-If they stub a toe, do they both feel the pain?
-Do they like the same foods? What if one of them hates brussel sprouts?
-Can one of them get a sore throat or cold but the other does not get it? Or, do they both get sick at the same time?
-Who eats dinner? Both? If only Abby eats, is Brittany still hungry or are both of them satiated?
Now for the real questions:
-They have one vajayjay, do they both orgasm? At the same time?
-If they fart, do they both think it smells good?
-How does the bad breath thing work?
-The blow job and 69 thing???
-They have to agree on one husband? Dude definitely has a unique fetish to get into this game.
It is totally plausible that this could have actually gone even a step further into complete bananas-insanity territory^3. Suppose that if instead of agreeing upon and marrying this one dude, that Brittany married Jack, Abby married Bill, and they all cohabitate. Go down that road for kicks. How's that dynamic- between BIll and Jac k? Discuss.
Thank you for your time,
Mr. Pecker
