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At what point is it ok to take a dump in your wetsuit?
- Thread starter buttholesurfer
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Good friend of mine, Bud Llamas would take a dumps in his trunks and leave it for you outside hunting pier.Lol!
I'm in central America. I'm paddling and I smell sh!t. Then there are turds floating across the front of my board.
My friend had just taken a sh!t in his trunks as he paddled in front of me.
He thought it was so funny.
T'is better to sh!t on someone than to be shat upon.
My friend had just taken a sh!t in his trunks as he paddled in front of me.
He thought it was so funny.
T'is better to sh!t on someone than to be shat upon.
You're not a true surfer 'til you've pooped your suit.
And never eat anything with teriyaki or soy sauce beforehand.
What about plate lunch? Does this now belong in "Hawaii - Done thread"?
Been a long time but IIRC plate lunch gives you a proper dump truck load at the next scheduled dump and not an emergency poo
If you're wearing a wetsuit in HI you're doing it wrong.
True, I kinda got off track in regards to the thread title. However, I have seen a few locals wear 2mm fullsuits in the morning when the rivers are flowing strong down into the rivermouths near Hilo.
Thinking it has to do with the high sodium in it.
Liquid churn never good.
Trying to push out a fart in those conditions was the inspiration for that Phil Collins song In the Air Tonight. This is clearly an internal conversation with his digestive tract - no need to change even a word:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
And I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life, oh lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord
Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord, oh lord
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep this silence up
No you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you and me
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord, oh lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord, oh lord
Please do not get any inspirational ideas from Sixteen Candles in proving the skidmarks.
Although drainer and autoprax might pony up some dough.
It gets kinda chilly some mornings on the NS, a shorty or top serves well.
Ever walked all the way down to Blacks and then had to poo? 
Or better yet, poo in the bushes of the expensive houses?
Or better yet, poo in the bushes of the expensive houses?