Another shot dead in Kenosha

plasticbertrand

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Why didn't he comply?
Where is Kenosha?
Does the original poster have a connection with this town called Kenosha?
If it wasn't an election year would the media be pumping this story where a man who clearly wasn't obeying officers gets himself shot?
Always defend the murderers and racists.

Every time an unarmed black person gets killed, you are defending the shooters within the first 5 posts.

Bravo.
 
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GWS_2

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If I was a cop right now, I'd resign and deliver socially distanced pizza.
Lately, instead of 911 I call Dominoes. The response rate is faster than the police and their drivers are skilled at conflict resolution.

"Ok, everybody just chill man. Here's a joint and some free pizza. I'll throw in free crazy bread if everybody just hugs it out dudes. Come on. I have pepperoni..."
 

hal9000

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Lately, instead of 911 I call Dominoes. The response rate is faster than the police and their drivers are skilled at conflict resolution.

"Ok, everybody just chill man. Here's a joint and some free pizza. I'll throw in free crazy bread if everybody just hugs it out dudes. Come on. I have pepperoni..."

Does this mean that cops are carrying out a work slowdown to teach us all a lesson?

If so, imagine any other profession doing the same.
 

Kento

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Lately, instead of 911 I call Dominoes. The response rate is faster than the police and their drivers are skilled at conflict resolution.

"Ok, everybody just chill man. Here's a joint and some free pizza. I'll throw in free crazy bread if everybody just hugs it out dudes. Come on. I have pepperoni..."
If the fight down the street is winding down when you'd actually want it to escalate, I suggest a pineapple anchovy delivery.
 
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GWS_2

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Does this mean that cops are carrying out a work slowdown to teach us all a lesson?

If so, imagine any other profession doing the same.
That was a joke Hal.

Apparently not a good one.
 

Kento

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enframed

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Meanwhile...


Is the Onion still satire?
What is this "satire" of which you write?
 

grapedrink

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Lately, instead of 911 I call Dominoes. The response rate is faster than the police and their drivers are skilled at conflict resolution.

"Ok, everybody just chill man. Here's a joint and some free pizza. I'll throw in free crazy bread if everybody just hugs it out dudes. Come on. I have pepperoni..."
I read a novel once where Dominos delivered pizza to a hostage situation, on the house. I wonder if that's company policy :unsure:
 

Kento

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Well, since GromsDad brought it up...

 
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GDaddy

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According to the datasets at


In 2019 the cops killed "unarmed" whites at a rate of ~3.4 per month and unarmed blacks are a rate of about 2/month. "Unarmed" will include people who are fighting for the cop's gun, people who are holding something the cop thinks is a gun, people who the cop thinks is reaching for a gun and people who the cop knows has no gun.

For the first 6 months of 2020, the cops have killed "unarmed" whites at a rate of 3/month and unarmed blacks at a rate of about 2/month. More/less consistent as far as those numbers go.