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Autoprax

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Week 6, my classes are going great!

I have to resist the urge to gloat.

The kids are having a great time and working hard, which touches my English teacher's heart.

I agree with John Wooden that "the teaching profession contributes more to the future of our society than any other single profession."

In conclusion, all the haters can fucking suck it! :dancing:
 

Autoprax

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In the undeveloped world kids are a resource.

In the developed world they represent a high resource drain.

Better access to birth control.

If we continue to have low infection rates they will end the mask mandate in 4 weeks.

Hold on, homos! Keep it together! You can do it!
 
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plasticbertrand

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If we continue to have low infection rates they will end the mask mandate in 4 weeks.
I for one am disappointed that I won't see gun turds battle it out on the streets for water and food resources, as predicted by the erBB brain trust.

The government is controlling society. :cry:
 

Autoprax

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So much of this stuff is old people people being old and the world moving on.

London bridge is falling down
 
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ElOgro

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So much of this stuff is old people people old and the world moving on.
Unprecedented? Not. Every generation since forever has gone through this. My great grandkids won’t know anyone that learned to surf without a leash.
 

Autoprax

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I mean you start thinking a certain way when you get old and now you have an efficient means via the internet to confirm your old people biases and fears.

The internet can bring out the worst in old people.

That potential is always there and most old people don't need help being awful.
 
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PRCD

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Your kids compete with foreign nationals for slots in the UC. They pay more. China will keep sending them to steal IP. Seems like UC enrollment will stay high because the CCP will continue to send students to steal and work their way into the academic ranks like one of my profs who got arrested for sending IP to China. Your kid probably won't get in and if he does, he'll pay far more in inflation-adjusted dollars than you did.
 
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Random Guy

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Your kids compete with foreign nationals for slots in the UC. They pay more. China will keep sending them to steal IP. Seems like UC enrollment will stay high because the CCP will continue to send students to steal and work their way into the academic ranks like one of my profs who got arrested for sending IP to China. Your kid probably won't get in and if he does, he'll pay far more in inflation-adjusted dollars than you did.
Holy fvck!
I had no idea China was sending people to the UC system to steal our IP
This is outrageous
 
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Sharky

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I mean you start thinking a certain way when you get old and now you have an efficient means via the internet to confirm your old people biases and fears.

The internet can bring out the worst in old people.

That potential is always there and most old people don't need help being awful.
That's all old person thinking gramps.

Ditch the ageism. Leave your prejudices and generalizations behind.

And get those damn kids off the fvcking lawn!!!
 

ElOgro

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That's all old person thinking gramps.

Ditch the ageism. Leave your prejudices and generalizations behind.

And get those damn kids off the fvcking lawn!!!
Right on!

The kids aren’t on the lawn. The kids are inside chatting on Facebook. The Mexican gardeners are on the lawn once a week.