A couple Instagram posts from yesterday

Duffy LaCoronilla

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Worst $6,000 investment I ever made. Dont do it. Everybody told me she would be gone in a year and they were right. Having said that, I enjoyed shooting all over those bad boys for 11.5 months.
‘How much did you pay for your current girl’s eye job?
 

Autoprax

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‘How much did you pay for your current girl’s eye job?
A good eye job can really improve appearance. Same with the chin and you really don't notice, if you are not looking.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

--Sow's ear out!

PS 50 is fvcking brick wall. Be ready for when you slam into it.
 

Mr Doof

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50 is fvcking brick wall. Be ready for when you slam into it.
When I hit 40, arranged a physical with the assigned doctor.

When I showed up, she asks what I am there for.

"When you turn 40, you get a physical, right?"

"When you turn 50, come back. 50 is the new 40."

When I turned 50, they gave me a colonoscopy.

When I was a tot, I thought getting older would be great. I would eat whatever I wanted and stay up to 10 and not have to be bullied by my mean older sisters. Boy, that colonoscopy finally smashed that childhood dream once and for all.
 
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ElOgro

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When I hit 40, arranged a physical with the assigned doctor.

When I showed up, she asks what I am there for.

"When you turn 40, you get a physical, right?"

"When you turn 50, come back. 50 is the new 40."

When I turned 50, they gave me a colonoscopy.

When I was a tot, I thought getting older would be great. I would eat whatever I wanted and stay up to 10 and not have to be bullied by my mean older sisters. Boy, that colonoscopy finally smashed that childhood dream once and for all.
Imagery or it didn’t happen.
 

Autoprax

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But she did say it to me. Maybe she meant it in my case and not the general public.

Or maybe just for physicals?
Colonoscopy.

Getting blood work done once year is prudent.

I never do.

Just don't take stoke tips from Doug after your colonoscopy.

The nurse even warned me but I was high and didn't listen.
 

Duffy LaCoronilla

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Colonoscopy.

Getting blood work done once year is prudent.

I never do.

Just don't take stoke tips from Doug after your colonoscopy.

The nurse even warned me but I was high and didn't listen.
Every couple years I go to my “primary” for a once over.

He asks me the same question every time...


...why are you here?


I’m 49.

49 is the new 39.