TP is the enemy of your ass. I've learned it the hard fucking way. No más...I prefer a good wipe over a piddly squirt
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TP is the enemy of your ass. I've learned it the hard fucking way. No más...I prefer a good wipe over a piddly squirt
Piddly?I prefer a good wipe over a piddly squirt
Try raw psyllium husk. It’s the same ingredient that’s in Metamucil without all the shitty fake orange flavoring and artificial sweeteners. It doesn’t exactly taste great but if you just slug it down I think its more effective than Metamucil or citrucel. Clean sweeps every time like liverking! No bidet or tp necessary!I'm on Metamucil now actually, it's been quite helpful. THanks for the tip Caca. The only thing being inserted in there is the ointment the doctor prescribed. For me that's an exit door only. lol.
The doctor is the father of 3 of my best friends, one of the best proctologists in the country, lucky me... still it's weird. My friend said they were having a family dinner and his dad told he saw me... so my friend asked "tell us everything about brukuns' asshole". lol... being the gent his father is he just shut down the conversation. hahaha. (I'm a friend of the family, been friends with that bunch since I was 15)
And good TP is terrible for deforestation. And the environmentally friendly TP is terrible for the butthole. It’s a lose lose. My life has been way better since I embraced bidet life. The only real bummer is when traveling or visiting others when there’s bo bidet available. I feel like my butthole is a delicate snowflake now that I haven’t used TP in years.TP is the enemy of your ass. I've learned it the hard fucking way. No más...
Not looking forward to dealing with this on trips... I'll probably just be disgusting and clean myself in the shower. hahaha. TP out the excess though, there's a line.And good TP is terrible for deforestation. And the environmentally friendly TP is terrible for the butthole. It’s a lose lose. My life has been way better since I embraced bidet life. The only real bummer is when traveling or visiting others when there’s bo bidet available. I feel like my butthole is a delicate snowflake now that I haven’t used TP in years.
Hmmm... interesting. Cheaper than Metamucil. gonna check it out.Try raw psyllium husk.
Ask @afoaf about his portable backcountry bidetNot looking forward to dealing with this on trips... I'll probably just be disgusting and clean myself in the shower. hahaha. TP out the excess though, there's a line.
I find it works better. You can also get it in capsul forms but I think it’s ground down more and doesn’t work quite as well. I think metamucil is also ground down and processed more making it less effective as well.Hmmm... interesting. Cheaper than Metamucil. gonna check it out.
I noticed Metamucil does that too. Mix it vigorously and put it down.I find it works better. You can also get it in capsul forms but I think it’s ground down more and doesn’t work quite as well. I think metamucil is also ground down and processed more making it less effective as well.
Pro-tip: don’t let it sit in your glass too long before drinking it or it will coagulate into a gross blob. Drink it immediately and rinse your glass immediately cause when the residual grains dry they’re glued to the side of the glass.
I think the little pucker cup of poo left between your cheeks is conditioner enough. The French just dont care.Can anyone recommend a good butthole conditioner post-bidet?
Im all about the Chia for wipeless wonderHmmm... interesting. Cheaper than Metamucil. gonna check it out.
Thats unamerican!TP is the enemy of your ass. I've learned it the hard fucking way. No más...
Werent you singingvthevpraises of Yerba Mate?Piddly?
turn up that water pressure
if someone smears crap in your driveway, would you rather wipe it up with the thinnest paper ever, or power wash it?
I bought a bolt on bum cleanser a year ago and will never be without one again. Going on trips sucks. The shower technique is the only work around.Not looking forward to dealing with this on trips... I'll probably just be disgusting and clean myself in the shower. hahaha. TP out the excess though, there's a line.
Kegels.Can anyone recommend a good butthole conditioner post-bidet?