Mark Zuckerberg - Waterman

Duffy LaCoronilla

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He charges hard bros!

15 foot (Hawaiian)!

“I, uh, train hard. So if I’m gonna go out in a 15-foot wave then I’ll make sure we have the right safety gear, make sure I’m used to that spot and all that stuff.”
 
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Sharkbiscuit

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He probably isn't bullshitting.

Kai has probably towed him into a few.

Lots of people who can barely surf have been towed into big waves.

Maya Gabeira gets towed into Chopes and she can barely paddle into a wave and stand up.
Missing some "Selema" shade but otherwise, way to strap some C4 to your social credit score and let out an Allahu Ackbar. Boot the infidels and peace be upon casa.
 

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Mark Zuckerberg seems to be the only white billionaire on the planet who can’t get a politician to do him a solid.
 
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ghost_of_lewis_samuels

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He charges hard bros!

15 foot (Hawaiian)!



15 foot hawaiian!!? that's huge
 
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PRCD

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Mark Zuckerberg seems to be the only white billionaire on the planet who can’t get a politician to do him a solid.
They always seem to be walking a tightrope.
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TeamScam

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He charges hard bros!

15 foot (Hawaiian)!



This seemed absurd at first and I had to clicky. Otherwise maybe not but I did only to find it was Beachgrit. Suddenly the intrigue fell away and it all made more sense.
Equally silly of me, did anyone else try to click the play button on the image keenfish posted?
 

Autoprax

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15 foot hawaiian!!? that's huge
I was in 15 foot Hawian around Zuckerburgs pad and they waves were size of mountains. I almost got washed out to sea because I kept scrambling for the horizon to make it over the set waves. Then I was almost dashed on the rocks.

My friend took his daughter horse back riding after the swell dropped and one of the women working there was a surfer and he asked if that was big for Kauai.

She said yeah, That was big.

And we were like yeah we thought so.