Hit a mid morning window trying to shoot the gap between the dawn patrol and salty-unemployed carp crew. Well known spot, but timing was good with most folks exiting while I rolled out. Took a while to get in rhythm but found a couple chest/shoulder peaks, chatted with a few familiar faces, and felt out how the shorter period swell was grabbing the reef. Found a double up insider on the shelf that gave me a pair of turns before a tube and second cover up on the end section. Things were looking up.
then one of everyone’s least favorite locals paddles out - even though we’re on “good terms,” the guy is a colossal numb nuts and manages to burn me twice right off the bat. The only difference is these days (20 years in) he apologizes... but he never stops. And it ain’t worth haggling over so I just accept the sad reality of the world and find waves in between his buffoonish gluttony - which were still fun as. A few more competent regulars paddled out and the lineup still held some order but it got tighter. Then another old carp - and a quite good surfer but absolutely the most entitled ass - joined the peak and proceeded to simply claim priority on anything that moved. And he went and went - regardless of how bad the backpaddle/snake/burn was - on everyone. Some of the most uncouth backpaddles I’ve seen are from this turd. But he wouldn’t do that to me.... right?
of course he would. Quality wave with longer period line comes through (and the lure of ledging on the inside shelf) and I’m out back, having waiting and passed waves to others, and I proceed to go. The guy m-f-ing paddled so hard to shoulder hop on a wave I’d already thrown a turn on and I ended up rail to rail with him having my mind blown at the jackassishness. I was furious and tried to figure out what my reaction was going to be, and the wave gently backed off just enough for him to lose momentum, but I kept planing. So I kept planing, contemplating, as he fell out the back of the wave.
what could motivate this behavior? What the f@&$ bro! Why the obvious, disrespectful, totally uncalled for burn? I am always following ps and qs out there, I knew everyone, and it wasn’t a madhouse - people were holding etiquette. Why! Why!?!??!?! I’m looking back out to sea where he’s collecting his board thinking of all the ..... wait, what’s this?
this burger of a wave was morphing into a nugget, and now it wants to shelf on the ledge?! Yes sir! Pump for speed, come off the high line for a bottom turn, snap/stall into the barrel, clean in and out, and a clean little cutty to wrap it up. Paddling back out I’m shaking my head just thoroughly frustrated by the juxtaposition of the “f*** you!” and “f*** yeah!” experience of that short ride.
decided to start looking for a ride to call it quits, moved wide and found one, 3 to the beach and out.