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Gerry Lopez status
Jun 20, 2010
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Caroline Marks. I'm an east coaster and they are pumping the heck out of her. I just think her surfing is incredibly over rated. Choppy, no flow and flailing arm movements.
goofy footer with a goofy style. still rips though, can do the same turns on demand. not someone you'd want to watch.
 

JDJ

Miki Dora status
Mar 1, 2014
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The OC
How are we defining professional?
Is every homeschooled kid with wealthy parents and stickers a pro?
 

surfysurfy1476

Nep status
Jan 27, 2018
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Gerry Lopez is a dumbass
Mikey February will end up working freeway construction
Connor coffin has a lisp
People will soon stop masturbating to Ben gayvy and kalani rob
Kelly Slater masturbates in front of a mirror
GregLong tries to use words that make him think that he sounds more intellectual than other people
Greg Long is a dumbass
Greg Long and Kelly Slater both try to sound humble when they talk but everyone can see thru it
Gerry Lopez was always a bad surfer
Gerry Lopez probably sucks dick at snowboarding too
Jordy smith still imitates Dane Reynolds’ mannerisms
Jett Schilling should be banned from Hawaii
Mikey February is the most overrated "style" surfer of all time. Watch him surf J-Bay on a thruster, its arm flails all over the place.
 

Duffy LaCoronilla

Duke status
Apr 27, 2016
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Gerry Lopez is a dumbass
Mikey February will end up working freeway construction
Connor coffin has a lisp
People will soon stop masturbating to Ben gayvy and kalani rob
Kelly Slater masturbates in front of a mirror
GregLong tries to use words that make him think that he sounds more intellectual than other people
Greg Long is a dumbass
Greg Long and Kelly Slater both try to sound humble when they talk but everyone can see thru it
Gerry Lopez was always a bad surfer
Gerry Lopez probably sucks dick at snowboarding too
Jordy smith still imitates Dane Reynolds’ mannerisms
Jett Schilling should be banned from Hawaii
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