You know, if Trumby just combed his hair normal and didn't wear the orange paint....

Billy Ocean

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Why would he improve?

It would all be wasted effort

He’s already president, banging models, etc

He’s like one of those hideous Eastern European guys you see with dimes

They flaunt their hideousness as like an excess reserve of power
 

afoaf

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in some ways, I think that's how some people perceive him
 

Mr Doof

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San Francisco, CA
hal9000 said:
i_shapes said:
Duffy said:

Holy crap. That actually works.

yeah. that would be the way to go. a little tough looking, a little rugged, and still bearish enough for the gay audience.

Ha! Must send this quip to my friend, Big Gay Rob, who looks a lot like this guy. Hope I catch BGR in a good mood, or I may be excised from his monthly "bourbon drinks of Friday" afterwork-get-togethers.