Sammy Sosa is a white cowboy now

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Yes, this is his engagement photo...

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Sinaloa Sosa in the heezy. Someone is going to have to mule that one pitcher's shipments for El Chapo. I almost bought one of those, but hunter green, with fighting cocks on the shoulders instead of flowers. Sosa needs Joffrey Baratheon to help him out a little.
 

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BillyOcean said:
He looks like he had a lobotomy

To be honest he always looked like he had Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to me. Pedro too.