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I’m mulling over starting a leash string company. I’ve come up with a new invention that will revolutionize the industry.
Carbon fiber filaments, woven into a string. $80 per leash string. Lifetime guarantee. "Will never snap or your money back."

Gold colored caps on the ends for extra dankness.

Something like this...
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Phil Edwards status
Jul 13, 2020
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Gut friendly wetsuits, boards only listing dims way below actual dims, ohotoshop some fake ink on a few power squat photos, definitely our own malt liquor, what else we got?
I’m sure we could also sell a nice all-season wax for the bottom of the board. I’ve been using top coat here only bc I can’t find bottom coat ANYWHERRE
 
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Your Moms Dildo

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Jan 17, 2014
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Next to the Lube
Surfboard wraps, like for cars, so you don't get seen with the same stick all the time.
A high performance vegan flip flop that converts into a bootie.
Sunglasses that stay on your face in the water so you never loose your cool.
 

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Phil Edwards status
Jul 13, 2020
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San Diego
Surfboard wraps, like for cars, so you don't get seen with the same stick all the time.
A high performance vegan flip flop that converts into a bootie.
Sunglasses that stay on your face in the water so you never loose your cool.
Surfboard wraps would probably sell really well, lol.

just this year I learned they make them for snowboards.
 
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