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  1. stringcheese

    *** Official Fin Thread ***

    Full fin reset for 4 board quiver; shlt waves twin +1, 5 fin groveller, real waves thruster, foot longer step gun thing suggest any changes?
  2. stringcheese

    YOLO ALERTS

    what did you call that green when you ordered it?
  3. stringcheese

    Ideal age to perish from this earth.

    I’m thinking 230something, maybe 400 years
  4. stringcheese

    Who would you sponsor?

    Donavon Frankenrieter, Clay Marzo, seven of my sexiest friends whether they surf competently or not, and the last spot for the hottest trans woman you’ve ever seen, just for the “stringcheese’s billion dollar surf brand: done?”
  5. stringcheese

    what board would you immediately buy again if it broke today?

    We love our twin fins here, clearly
  6. stringcheese

    Show Me Yer Logs

    Anyone have a Timmy Patterson 9’0?
  7. stringcheese

    Show me your legs.

    legs start at the butt!
  8. stringcheese

    Griffins

    “Not interested in shipping” well get interested! What are you doing to us?
  9. stringcheese

    what board would you immediately buy again if it broke today?

    Medium-simmons twin fin
  10. stringcheese

    fat women in tight fitting clothes

    Disagree, see addendum:
  11. stringcheese

    Haydenshapes practically giving away boards this AM?

    oh, no, if you put your credit card info on whatever that is, you‘re gonna learn
  12. stringcheese

    Haydenshapes practically giving away boards this AM?

    Is a $595 weird shape epoxy really too good to believe? $200 off a haydenshape isn’t a scam, it’s trying to sell something they can’t give away
  13. stringcheese

    Iron Neck 3.0 pro

    Yes, bear hands. That’s why he could kill men with them so late in life. Until the neck cancer got him, anyhow.
  14. stringcheese

    Iron Neck 3.0 pro

    I learned that from a wrestling coach who could kill men with his bear hands in his 70s. Not recommended for pencil neck sissy
  15. stringcheese

    fat women in tight fitting clothes

    Nope, too compassionate. You can stretch in some clothes that don’t look like a second skin on your walrus body. Respect my damn eyeballs.
  16. stringcheese

    Iron Neck 3.0 pro

    Here’s a way without using stuff. Just body weight. I lay flat on my back, scoot my feet up under my knees, then arch my hips high and balance on my head, roll head around to stretch neck.
  17. stringcheese

    fat women in tight fitting clothes

    However, while there’s a season for giving, if we’re talking personal preference…:ROFLMAO:
  18. stringcheese

    fat women in tight fitting clothes

    there’s such a thing as too much butt talk and a feller aughta be fvckin aware of it
  19. stringcheese

    ***The Official Mid-Length Thread***

    More than length, at any length average or beyond. (It’s ok, that’s not a joke)
  20. stringcheese

    Skipper's Surf Review: Is it time to stop hating?

    [ hey, leave a mini simmons out of this