Can you imagine the scenario where they set up this photo for pose?
Or did he practice in a mirror all morning?
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Or did he practice in a mirror all morning?
OMG she has a soul brother. Why don't I have a soul brother?
And look, he has taken a picture after the Hulk had sprayed cum on his face.
Wait Kelly, the thinker guy pose, now this guy.....
Is this like that urban design trend but it's about "curing" baldness by having a "green roof" in the form of a small hat with like a lawn and bansai?
I guess this Arrhythmia place is some sort of swanky plant medicine retreat in Costa where you pay a bunch of money to do ayahuasca with new age yuppie dorks and get water shoved up your butt while drinking green smoothies surrounded by healing crystals and the magic of the rainforest???
Jeezus christ, wtf is Kelly gotten himself into? That's some top level scammy bullshit.
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Shurrif don' like dat talk, baw. Shurrif say you'd look good gittin' sump' else shoved up y'butt.
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And Kelly, ffs put on a fucking tshirt for board profiles. The board room is not a beach you bald headed lemon cleansing rancher.
He retired until they give him a wild card to an event, which he already applied for.
But seriously he retired from being a tour regular... that is unless they give him a tour regular Wild Card.
As for as semi-retirements go, there are worse ones than choosing where you want to get barreled off your ass in perfect waves with only one other person out.
One alternative is being in Lemoore for the summer.
