CA Surfer Blowing up the Internet

[casa_mugrienta]

Hey Cletus, lighten up on the ignorant language. You must be referring to Jeff, because I have zero clue what you're talking about.

You are CAsurfer.

You can pretend otherwise.

But we know the truth.

Around the same time the incident in this thread happened you were making unprovoked threats to kick my ass. Fits with the picture.

 

[Your Moms Dildo]

Around the same time the incident in this thread happened you were making unprovoked threats to kick my ass.

That could be just about any poster here.

 

[Chocki]

You are CAsurfer.

You can pretend otherwise.

But we know the truth.

 

[brukuns]

Can't believe I had missed this thread.

Whatever happened to Jeff? Did he get reformed and joined a spitting contest? Did gbg and maybe finally hook up? Did Subway ban diro? Did bonzer5fin finally run out of listerine?! Way too many cliffhangers, way too many...

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Can't believe I had missed this thread.

Whatever happened to Jeff? Did he get reformed and joined a spitting contest? Did gbg and maybe finally hook up? Did Subway ban diro? Did bonzer5fin finally run out of listerine?! Way too many cliffhangers, way too many...

maybe = Jeff

 

[brukuns]

maybe = Jeff

Is this 100%? Didn't he post here when Jeff was supposed to be detained?

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

Your. Bassy said so. You gonna argue with Bassy?

All right him a massage too tail him his rong, than all have you band.

 

[brukuns]

All right him a massage too tail him his rong, than all have you band.

Can someone translate pls? English no goodo.

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

Can someone translate pls? English no goodo.

"I'll write him* a message to tell him he is wrong, then I'll have you banned."

Bassy used to fuck up homophones like crazy. He got kinda barked at once by one of the New England salty sea dogs and about blew a gasket. sh!t was lulz. Basically, Bassy was channeling the Inertia before it existed and said something about righting a folk song while having the word "editor" in his job title and the fallout was sweet and spicy and tangy and savory.

*Scott Bass, former administrator of the erBB, former Surfer Mag online editor, occasionally photographed with a helmet and waterproof iPhone in surf he chose a DVS fish - epic board but not for use in surf requiring a helmet.

 

[mundus]

"I'll write him* a message to tell him he is wrong, then I'll have you banned."

Bassy used to fuck up homophones like crazy. He got kinda barked at once by one of the New England salty sea dogs and about blew a gasket. sh!t was lulz. Basically, Bassy was channeling the Inertia before it existed and said something about righting a folk song while having the word "editor" in his job title and the fallout was sweet and spicy and tangy and savory.

*Scott Bass, former administrator of the erBB, former Surfer Mag online editor, occasionally photographed with a helmet and waterproof iPhone in surf he chose a DVS fish - epic board but not for use in surf requiring a helmet.

This place needs an official Historian.

 

[Mr Doof]

Damnit.

I knew putting durian on the tip of my dick was a bad move.

On, not in?

Too spikey for my tastes.

 

[sushipop]

All right him a massage too tail him his rong, than all have you band.

I see what you did their.

 

[Sharkbiscuit]

I see what you did their.

Eye sea ewe all sew.

 

[bonzer5fin]

Can't believe I had missed this thread.

Whatever happened to Jeff? Did he get reformed and joined a spitting contest? Did gbg and maybe finally hook up? Did Subway ban diro? Did bonzer5fin finally run out of listerine?! Way too many cliffhangers, way too many...

listerine? i have a use for it? for what? gargle my balls, bro.

 

[maybe]

Oh now Caca, I think you are embellishing the past - although I could be wrong.

I said I would smack you upside your head for being an ASCII gasbag - a modern-day Nep, feeling the need to post incessantly on here about non-surfing related topics. Going on about your "rad life," yet on here 24/7 - but whatevs... that's your trip.

I know you were butt-hurt when you asked that I be banned. I had a dialogue with one of the mods about you. We agreed that you are a kook, but that I should be nicer to Caca - so here we are. Hi friend

For the record, I ain't CAsurfer. Even dipshit Gary knows I speak the truth.

Carry on -

You are CAsurfer.

You can pretend otherwise.

But we know the truth.

Around the same time the incident in this thread happened you were making unprovoked threats to kick my ass. Fits with the picture.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

Oh now Caca, I think you are embellishing the past - although I could be wrong.

I said I would smack you upside your head for being an ASCII gasbag - a modern-day Nep, feeling the need to post incessantly on here about non-surfing related topics.

Forum is full on non-surf topics not started by me.

I post loads of surf related content.

Going on about your "rad life," yet on here 24/7 - but whatevs... that's your trip.

Huh? My life is rad?

That's great news, I wasn't aware.

Link?

I know you were butt-hurt when you asked that I be banned.

I didn't ask for anything.

I had a dialogue with one of the mods about you.

That doesn't surprise me.

Generally when someone threatens physical violence against another user it attracts the attention of the mods.

For the record, I ain't CAsurfer. Even dipshit Gary knows I speak the truth.

Right. Whatever you say Jeff.

 

[ElOgro]

"I'll write him* a message to tell him he is wrong, then I'll have you banned."

Bassy used to fuck up homophones like crazy. He got kinda barked at once by one of the New England salty sea dogs and about blew a gasket. sh!t was lulz. Basically, Bassy was channeling the Inertia before it existed and said something about righting a folk song while having the word "editor" in his job title and the fallout was sweet and spicy and tangy and savory.

*Scott Bass, former administrator of the erBB, former Surfer Mag online editor, occasionally photographed with a helmet and waterproof iPhone in surf he chose a DVS fish - epic board but not for use in surf requiring a helmet.

Frank Booth.

 

[maybe]

No matter how many times you call me Jeff, it won't be true. Sorry little buddy.
Gary and Jeff consummated their friendship, so Gary, if anyone, knows for a fact that I'm not CAsurfer.

That's like Gromsad over in the politics forum screeching three years later that the election was stolen - as if whining one more time will make it all true.

Caca, go ahead and continue thinking I'm someone I'm not. You're akin to a ball of yarn, and I'm the cat toying with you.

Forum is full on non-surf topics not started by me.

I post loads of surf related content.



Huh? My life is rad?

That's great news, I wasn't aware.

Link?



I didn't ask for anything.



That doesn't surprise me.

Generally when someone threatens physical violence against another user it attracts the attention of the mods.



Right. Whatever you say Jeff.

 

[ghost_of_lewis_samuels]

No matter how many times you call me Jeff, it won't be true. Sorry little buddy.
Gary and Jeff consummated their friendship, so Gary, if anyone, knows for a fact that I'm not CAsurfer.

That's like Gromsad over in the politics forum screeching three years later that the election was stolen - as if whining one more time will make it all true.

Caca, go ahead and continue thinking I'm someone I'm not. You're akin to a ball of yarn, and I'm the cat toying with you.

the bigger the denials get the harder this is to believe

 

[Who's Your Daddy]

Wow...this thread is gold...except for the recent stuff. I will do my best to not get sucked back in...