Slater having another kid

[Chocki]

Hey bro, come up with your own material

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Sorry bro, didnt know it was a rhetorical question/the topic had already been discussed.

Im wondered what kinda name the baby gonna get after its birth? Regular, millennial, weird celebrity, or stupid surfer?

Ngl I’m hoping he name it Kelly Slaters Official Child

 

[Boneroni]

Quite frankly, dudes, it's none of your business.

What kind of a person even cares about this stuff?

Lol, nice false equivalency.

While this is ultimately petty gossip, it's at least about the person and from the person, and not just some crazy guy from Slaters DISTANT past spewing nonsense.

 

[r32]

Quite frankly, dudes, it's none of your business.

What kind of a person even cares about this stuff?

coming from you, most hilarious ironic sh!t i've seen in a while. I rarely go w more than one emoji, but this truly deserves at few.

 

[Boneroni]

Wow, I'm surprised Kalani is only 36. They've been together for a long time.

Here's another number. Kalani is only 8 years older than Slater's first kid.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

coming from you, most hilarious ironic sh!t i've seen in a while.

Do you think I was being serious?

I'm just parroting the lack-of-self-awareness irony of the posters who click on threads and then post "WHO CARES!?" about the content.

 

[r32]

Wow, I'm surprised Kalani is only 36. They've been together for a long time.

Here's another number. Kalani is only 8 years older than Slater's first kid.

I'm sure many 36ers date 20yr olds. It's only awkward for the first seven years or so?

 

[r32]

Do you think I was being serious?

I'm just parroting the lack-of-self-awareness irony of the posters who click on threads and then post "WHO CARES!?" about the content.

No of course not. That's why I gave you the laughy-clapping combo. Wait, that came out wrong.

 

[Random Guy]

Wow, I'm surprised Kalani is only 36. They've been together for a long time.

Here's another number. Kalani is only 8 years older than Slater's first kid.

Given that I was 22 when my oldest was born, I could definitely see me dating someone only 8 years older than my my kid
Not when I was 22, but when my kid is in her mid/late 30s, if I was single, why not

 

[Chocki]

I heard they’re gonna do one of those water births, and the baby will be born in Kelly Slaters Surf Abu Dhabi Wave Pool. The WSL is gonna stream it online and afterwards there’s gonna be an expression session by Kelly and the Momentum generation.

 

[casa_mugrienta]

I always feel these Slater threads fail to give Slater a proper greeting when he logs in.

So...

Hi Kelly!

 

[Mr Doof]

Wow, I'm surprised Kalani is only 36. They've been together for a long time.

Here's another number. Kalani is only 8 years older than Slater's first kid.

I'm sure many 36ers date 20yr olds. It's only awkward for the first seven years or so?

 

[Swallow Tail]

I heard they’re gonna do one of those water births, and the baby will be born in Kelly Slaters Surf Abu Dhabi Wave Pool. The WSL is gonna stream it online and afterwards there’s gonna be an expression session by Kelly and the Momentum generation.

gotta be careful w dat, sometimes they turn into mer-people

 

[Clayster]

I lost a lot of respect for Slater when I learned he had a kid he wasn't involved with.

Slater's daughter is a very attractive and talented artist. From all accounts, she is quite happy, and she and Kelly have a good relationship.

She and her mother aren't complaining, and never have. Maybe you shouldn't be either.

 

[scooch]

Seems like a pretty extreme way to come up with an excuse to finally retire.

 

[hammies]

Marriage and parenthood made me much less selfish. I had to face the fact that other people are more important than myself.

 

[santacruzin]

I always feel these Slater threads fail to give Slater a proper greeting when he logs in.

So...

Hi Kelly!

whats his current handle? do we have a thread to dox pros who lurk here?

 

[SurfFuerteventura]

When is Ke11y going to sex change and pull another 11 titles on the women’s tour tho?

 

[ReForest]

Congrats Kelly! Kids keep you young.

Considering Slater's knowledge of health, I bet this baby is gonna be a super baby! lol.

 

[r32]

"68 yr old Kellina Slater won her 11th Women's World Championship today. It was a landmark moment for Women's Surfing and the WSL."

 

[expotatonator]

Marriage and parenthood made me much less selfish. I had to face the fact that other people are more important than myself.

WHOA!