Brukuns vs Slater

brukuns

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I'm already thinking of what excuse to use at work when I'm invited by all the main surf media outlets to fly to California and give endless interviews. Let's do a erBB meet up then. I'll sign autographs and I promise they'll come cheap. Also I expect flowers. Both Indicas and Sativas are great. erBBers who pamper me the most will be invited to surf the ranch when I get what I expect to be 10 tickets for the VIP experience, where they'll film a debate between me and Kelly hosted by Lester Holt... or Oprah.
 

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I'm already thinking of what excuse to use at work when I'm invited by all the main surf media outlets to fly to California and sign autographs at Malibu. Let's do a erBB meet up then. I'll sign autographs and I promise they'll come cheap. Also I expect flowers. Both Indicas and Sativas are great. erBBers who pamper me the most will be invited to surf the ranch when I get what I expect to be 10 tickets for the VIP experience, where they'll film a person on person heat between me and Caroline Marks.
fixed it for you -- you're welcome
 

SurfFuerteventura

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Holy carp, this could be catapulted you into at least BroBrah2 status if you play your cards right!

I see @brukuns hanging with a retired @K11y and Kalani, maybe caring for ActionTheDog at next years Surf Ranch Event, where @K11y plays host to the Worst Surf League in the World!

Work it @brukuns !!!!


:dancing::dancing::dancing::applause2::applause2::applause2::monkey:
 

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I'm already thinking of what excuse to use at work when I'm invited by all the main surf media outlets to fly to California and give endless interviews. Let's do a erBB meet up then. I'll sign autographs and I promise they'll come cheap. Also I expect flowers. Both Indicas and Sativas are great. erBBers who pamper me the most will be invited to surf the ranch when I get what I expect to be 10 tickets for the VIP experience, where they'll film a debate between me and Kelly hosted by Lester Holt... or Oprah.
ill be your hype man for nothing more than few cans of malt liquor and a throw off chick
 
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Pico

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I'm already thinking of what excuse to use at work when I'm invited by all the main surf media outlets to fly to California and give endless interviews. Let's do a erBB meet up then. I'll sign autographs and I promise they'll come cheap. Also I expect flowers. Both Indicas and Sativas are great. erBBers who pamper me the most will be invited to surf the ranch when I get what I expect to be 10 tickets for the VIP experience, where they'll film a debate between me and Kelly hosted by Lester Holt... or Oprah.
 
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JDJ

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Can’t figure out if the writers at Beach Grit are smart but purposely using a writing style that makes them appear mentally retarded, or if they are just mentally retarded.
 

brukuns

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i like ee bc he gets under medinas skin by being stoic. completely fks with him in the head
And according to Ethan himself Medina is his favorite surfer... now there's a head scratcher for ya... He certainly didn't develop his style by watching Medina surf.