Quiksilver Is The Devil

Chocki

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Finally find the camo surf trunks of my white trash dreams to go with the Metal Mulisha sticker on my truck.

Only thing is QS logo is on them in 6 places!!!

I find that much branding totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

And the fact that they do it 6 times. 666??? What are you trying to do Quicksilver, get kids to wor ship Satan? Totally outrageous, egregious, and preposterous if you ask me bro.
 

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donuts

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@ the fun house
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312s ! for the win !

extra 1 1/2 inch length for more white trashiness !
 

Chocki

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fear not bro, these will last through many oil changes on your lifted truck. plus excellence to wear whilst hunting possum !
Nobody likes Made In The USA aka not made by sketch foreigners more than me especially when it comes to things that are gonna be around my Dong but those are beau coup dolares and NGL the colors/pattern of the QS trunks are dank and they provide excellent freedom of movement for oil changes on the PowerStroke, and hunting squirrel with my blowgun
 
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PRCD

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in my new qwiksilver culottes...

come at me you danny kwock imitators!

:cursing:
Seriously though I think I'm done paying $50-60 retail for trunks - I'm just going to buy gym shorts with a drawstring. If I kook, I kook.
 

PRCD

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birdwells went up to $100 last week (from $79...) thanks biden!

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seems like we won't be looking cool anymore. imagine no longer being able to put out these vibes - not being able to vibe me when I pull up in my Honda wearing gym shorts:
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SteveT

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Finally find the camo surf trunks of my white trash dreams to go with the Metal Mulisha sticker on my truck.

Only thing is QS logo is on them in 6 places!!!

I find that much branding totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

And the fact that they do it 6 times. 666??? What are you trying to do Quicksilver, get kids to wor ship Satan? Totally outrageous, egregious, and preposterous if you ask me bro.
$130? 4 easy payments?
Dude, you are dumber than a box of nails.