Let's review:
1. Rugged Individualism - good. I'm an only child so that makes me extra white on this front.
2. Family Structure - f--k that. Wife can win bread or move the f--k out. Children sure as sh!t won't be sleeping in my room. I was independent growing up; that's the whole point of not having a stay-at-home mom. The kids learn to run away from pedos, cops, and Karens. I might add IMHO white people conform to gender norms the LEAST on this front from where I'm sitting....
3. Emphasis on Scientific method - This has to be a troll meme. This can't be real.
4. History - I'd be more interested in the history of China and India in school. Some other history wasn't written down, so.....
5. Protestant Work Ethic - I'm a fan of this, although as an atheist descended from Catholics, if I wanted a shitty, domestic canned beer quality job done, I'd hire a Protestant.
6. Religion - LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Black people are more religious and more uniform in that religion than white people and I'll give you one guess each why Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar lost to Sleepy Joe. There's a tiny minority of Nation of Islam or Ilhan Omar, but mostly, Black Mainline Protestantism rules the roost.
7. Status/Power/Authority - If these people had any damn sense this section would be titled "Money, Power, Respect" but that might defeat the purpose. Pro-tip. Lebron James shat his pants about offending China because he's about money, and Jay Z didn't write Big Pimpin' to draw awareness to human trafficking.
8. Future - I'm sorry that to survive a Northern European winter, our predecessors had to plan for sh!t. So sorry.
9. Time - Watch a black Bahamian eat in a restaurant staffed by black Bahamians. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Hilarity ensues.
10. Holidays - IDGAF what I get days off for, just don't, I repeat, DO NOT f--k up Thanksgiving weekend. Ban Turkey. IDGAF. 4 days off that weekend. Period.
11. Justice - Sorry we don't decide sh!t with a Loya Jirga.
12. Competition - Yes, we live in a mixed-market economy. We're all ears for your better idea, though.,
13. Communication - Being polite and avoiding conflict are problems? Personally I don't have a problem with Spanish.