Who would win in a dryhumping match?

Autoprax

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I went through a stage where I was trying to dry hump any pretty girl I could get my hands on.

Some of them didn't really like it.
 
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need 4 speed

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My former neighbor was like Zuck(sort of) nerdy small accountant type....
Black belt that would kick your @$$
 

Sharky

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He should beat the sh!t out of the tailor that cut that suit for him. And whoever taught him how to tie a tie. :trout:
So dry humping, fashion critique… you doing the floral arrangements next? Picking out some favorite show tunes maybe?
 
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$kully

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So dry humping, fashion critique… you doing the floral arrangements next? Picking out some favorite show tunes maybe?
You don’t have to be Georgio Armani to see that dudes suit is stupid and ill-fitting and that dude clearly never had a father around to teach him how to properly tie a tie. These things are basics not high fashion. If I walk down the aisle looking that stupid I hope someone is there to beat my ass.
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Sharky

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You don’t have to be Georgio Armani to see that dudes suit is stupid and ill-fitting and that dude clearly never had a father around to teach him how to properly tie a tie. These things are basics not high fashion. If I walk down the aisle looking that stupid I hope someone is there to beat my ass.
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Call me. :monkey:
 

$kully

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He's Russian

You're being racist
I almost said that pic would be good fodder for @lookatthisrussian on IG

someone needs to tell him that tails are supposed to go on the back of the jacket and sleeves aren’t supposed to be cut at your first knuckle. Being Russian isn’t a valid excuse for that.