White Claw

[Kento]

White Claw Update (witnessed through office window):

Little guy with big lifted pickup truck in nearby office just had his mother deliver his lunch along with a case of White Claw.

All prejudices towards White Claw's demographic confirmed.

 

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White Claw Update (witnessed through office window):

Little guy with big lifted pickup truck in nearby office just had his mother deliver his lunch along with a case of White Claw.

All prejudices towards White Claw's demographic confirmed.

Good to know you are prejudiced!!!

 

[Kento]

Good to know you are prejudiced!!!

Was it you?

 

[Joshua2415]

White Claw Update (witnessed through office window):

Little guy with big lifted pickup truck in nearby office just had his mother deliver his lunch along with a case of White Claw.

All prejudices towards White Claw's demographic confirmed.

 

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Was it you?

Nope but that truck sounds like a great time!

 

[Kento]

Nope but that truck sounds like a great time!

Perfect commuter car for the vertically challenged!

 

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Perfect commuter car for the vertically challenged!

take a photo of the truck bo

 

[Waterlogged05]

don't drink 6 of these and 6 tall boys and then two tequilas because then you smash your neighbor.
Im not even joking, really sscrewed up here. and my neighbor is yuge.
I havent had a drink the entire month of october.

 

[grapedrink]

don't drink 6 of these and 6 tall boys and then two tequilas because then you smash your neighbor.
Im not even joking, really sscrewed up here. and my neighbor is yuge.
I havent had a drink the entire month of october.

What do you mean by smashed?

 

[Kento]

don't drink 6 of these and 6 tall boys and then two tequilas because then you smash your neighbor.
Im not even joking, really sscrewed up here. and my neighbor is yuge.
I havent had a drink the entire month of october.

Did you knock her up?

If she's that large, you might not find out until (checking calendar) June-ish?

Happy times!

 

[Waterlogged05]

luckily there was a moment of clarity and I realized that this was not the path I wanted to take and I quickly bailed.

One of those rare "how the hell did this happen" moments where you sober up enough to escape.

 

[Kento]

luckily there was a moment of clarity and I realized that this was not the path I wanted to take and I quickly bailed.

One of those rare "how the hell did this happen" moments where you sober up enough to escape.

Oh that's no fun at all.

You should have actually smashed it and then told her that she had the White Claw in her now for real.

 

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don't drink 6 of these and 6 tall boys and then two tequilas because then you smash your neighbor.
Im not even joking, really sscrewed up here. and my neighbor is yuge.
I havent had a drink the entire month of october.

nothing wrong with smashing on some hogs every now den. Your dick is just like a surfboard.... it works better when it’s wet.

 

[Autoprax]

Im of the opinion these days that all alcohol is straight poison.

poison is in the dose.

Also, hormesis is a real thing.

 

[$kully]

Truly is better

Tastes more chemically to me. But I don't give a fvck what people think about what I'm drinking. I drink a lot of white claw, usually mixed with vodka.

Had this one recently and it's way better than any others I've tried...

 

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Flavored seltzer is the new IPA

 

[Chocki]

Tastes more chemically to me. But I don't give a fvck what people think about what I'm drinking. I drink a lot of white claw, usually mixed with vodka.

Had this one recently and it's way better than any others I've tried...

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I like how your nail polish matches the color on the can

 

[gbg]

No way I'll give up my Paso reds for this sh!t.

 

[afoaf]

No way I'll give up my Paso reds for this sh!t.

you're gayer than a case of white claw in a lifted pickup

 

[Autoprax]

I learned to drink whatever is around if I want to catch a buzz.

I'm a light weight.

I'll pound two drinks, enjoy that initial buzz and then be done.