When law enforcement doesn't look into sexual assault allegations.

hal9000

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GromsDad

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Thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my time.

According to the newspaper, a former Yale student named Max Stier said he saw Kavanaugh at a drunken dorm party where his friends pushed his penis into a female student's hands. Kavanaugh was reportedly a freshman at the time of the incident.

Stier declined to discuss the allegation with The Times, but the reporters said they corroborated details of the story with two officials who spoke about the matter with Stier.

It's unclear from The Times' report if Stier knew who the female student was, and if she has verified that the incident occurred as Stier described it.
 

studog

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Gorsuch has become more of a threat to the liberal agenda than what people thought Kavanaugh would do.
 

casa_mugrienta

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"...his friends pushed his penis into a female student's hands."

In other words, Kavanaugh was assaulted by whoever grabbed his penis, the female was then assaulted by whoever pushed his penis on her.

That's how this would play out in a court of law.

I was pretty anti-Kav based on the fact he clearly perjured himself.

But this is just another example of idiots that got Trump elected grasping at straws.
 

manbearpig

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in the bathroom

manbearpig

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"...his friends pushed his penis into a female student's hands."

In other words, Kavanaugh was assaulted by whoever grabbed his penis, the female was then assaulted by whoever pushed his penis on her.

That's how this would play out in a court of law.

I was pretty anti-Kav based on the fact he clearly perjured himself.

But this is just another example of idiots that got Trump elected grasping at straws.
You clearly have no clue how this would play out in court.
 

casa_mugrienta

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Seriously, no one wants to hear about your fantasies about gromsdad.
Humor should be original and have some basis in reality.

First fail is you're using my material. (n)

Second is you're drawing an association between GromsDad and myself, of which there really isn't any.(n)

There are ways you could've done this and been funny but you didn't.

You're not creative and not assholish enough.
 

manbearpig

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Humor should be original and have some basis in reality.

First fail is you're using my material. (n)

Second is you're drawing an association between GromsDad and myself, of which there really isn't any.(n)

There are ways you could've done this and been funny but you didn't.

You're not creative and not assholish enough.
Wow you really put a lot of effort into that.

Better luck next time.