What's up with Andrew Cuomo always putting his hand on the small of my back and asking me if I like older men before I paddle out?
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What's up with....Thread
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Don't wear that bikini if you don't want the attention.
That bikini is the only reason I get waves at my local.
What's up with my 3 year old needing me to wipe his butt every time I'm elbow deep in some buffalo wings?
For fuks sake...........always in the middle of finger foods.
For fuks sake...........always in the middle of finger foods.
on that note...what's up with the countless hours of life ive wasted wiping my a@@? seriously...for those of us wiht gut problems....we probably waste at least an hour a day making sure that action is cleaned up. hour a day for a week...throw in a case of the runs or two...and that's ten hours a week of life wasted. f()ckWhat's up with my 3 year old needing me to wipe his butt every time I'm elbow deep in some buffalo wings?
For fuks sake...........always in the middle of finger foods.
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What’s up with the Surf Straw?
is this something Foilers and rinse kit people use?
is this something Foilers and rinse kit people use?
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why not just use a caprisun? we used to bring those w/ us diving.
Kinda surprised no ones seen any of these new 2020 WFH sarfers wearing a camelbak in the lineup on their CI Mid.
With duuu‘s burning 800cals a sesh, they gonna need some muscle milk to refuel the shreddage.
Some of these paddle outs this winter have been long and exhausting. I wish I would have thought of the caprisun idea.
Yeah, once I truly DGAF what anyone thinks, I’ll be have the camelbak, webbed gloves, sunglasses, strapped on surf hat, riding a g-ddamn midlength asym long fish or twinzer or bonzer or tomo gun or some stupid sh&t in black carbon fiber construction with front foot traction. Pure unadulterated functionality over aesthetics!
...at this rate, just gimme another 5 years.
"my apple watch says i need to hydrate" snorts the breathless Lopez Softboard rider as he flounders past, suckling liquid electrolytes from a tube. his legs are splayed wide and he tips precariously side to side as he paddles past you for the hundredth time.
the lineup is a traffic jam of adult learners who arrive en masse, no doubt spurred by an enthusiastic group text. it seems as if the social aspect is the main focus, with the post session rinsekit frolic and boardhorse display carrying equal import to the actual act of surfing.
overhead a flock of drones buzz and whir.
the lineup is a traffic jam of adult learners who arrive en masse, no doubt spurred by an enthusiastic group text. it seems as if the social aspect is the main focus, with the post session rinsekit frolic and boardhorse display carrying equal import to the actual act of surfing.
overhead a flock of drones buzz and whir.
dystopian nightmare.
Thanks for not mentioning my poncho and grass mat (both xmas presents from the well-meaning wife)
To be fair, I think the sawhorses is more typical of crusty old lot trolls who hang out for hours.
Thanks for not mentioning my poncho and grass mat (both xmas presents from the well-meaning wife)
To be fair, I think the sawhorses is more typical of crusty old lot trolls who hang out for hours.