What's up with....Thread

[spjones123]

What’s up with people who don’t yell “go” once they know they’re not going to scratch in. I know it’s an irrationally huge pet peeve of mine. But such a d1k move. At least if you drop in, you’re being a d1k for a wave. What are you getting out of making eye contact then pulling back? If anything, you yell “go”, and there’s one less person in the line up for the next wave. Rant over

 

[oeste858]

What’s up with people who don’t yell “go” once they know they’re not going to scratch in. I know it’s an irrationally huge pet peeve of mine. But such a d1k move. At least if you drop in, you’re being a d1k for a wave. What are you getting out of making eye contact then pulling back? If anything, you yell “go”, and there’s one less person in the line up for the next wave. Rant over

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totally agree. I always do that if I can't catch it. why waste a wave? Because of this, I don't give guys the benefit of the doubt any more, I keep paddling until they are actually dropping in before I pull back.
I also get annoyed by someone not saying right or left when you're paddling for the same wave. Lineups are too crowded not to split peaks

 

[jkb]

totally agree. I always do that if I can't catch it. why waste a wave? Because of this, I don't give guys the benefit of the doubt any more, I keep paddling until they are actually dropping in before I pull back.
I also get annoyed by someone not saying right or left when you're paddling for the same wave. Lineups are too crowded not to split peaks

Whenever someone asks me which way I'm going, I always say "straight."

The confused looks I get are priceless

 

[silentbutdeadly]

what's up with dudes who still change with a towel around their waist, like it's the 60's?
Why do they hate being comfy & cozy??
#ponchoforlife

you're dead to me

 

[sdsrfr]

you're dead to me

the future is now.

 

[silentbutdeadly]

I can't wait to show up to the beach and I can't grab a spot because oeste has turned a full parking spot into a changing station

 

[Rlacey111]

Whats up with surf sh!t being so f$ckin expensive?


Also its ironic that Amazon and Costco actually make it affordable, and everyone here hates them for it. I get it but the irony isn't lost in the mayham

 

[silentbutdeadly]

what's expensive?

 

[oeste858]

I can't wait to show up to the beach and I can't grab a spot because oeste has turned a full parking spot into a changing station

Just waiting for rinsekit to make a portable jacuzzi. Not all of us have access to apres-surf waterfalls

 

[Aruka]

what's up with surfing becoming a group sport?

no one shows up alone anymore.

roll solo if you can. bring a friend if you must.

three is a crowd, four is a war crime.

 

[Rlacey111]

what's expensive?

Time, surfboards and women

 

[Brsnstein]

I also get annoyed by someone not saying right or left when you're paddling for the same wave. Lineups are too crowded not to split peaks
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Better yet, when they make eye contact and still don’t say sh!t

 

[feralseppo]

What’s up with the peeps that can’t surf doing the lengthy pre surf stretchy stretch?

I’ve deduced that the amount of pre surf stretching is inversely proportional to surfing ability.

I saw quite an interesting warm up the other day down at HellPorto. Dude looked like he was combining yoga with some advertising trash on Instagram.

 

[paunch23]

what's up with surfing becoming a group sport?

no one shows up alone anymore.

roll solo if you can. bring a friend if you must.

three is a crowd, four is a war crime.

this,,,,omg

miles of empty beach and they paddle right up to where you are!,,,wazzzup w/ that crap

 

[enframed]

what's up with surfing becoming a group sport?

no one shows up alone anymore.

roll solo if you can. bring a friend if you must.

three is a crowd, four is a war crime.

I feel guilty even showing up with even one person. I never show up with more than one, and I avoid surfing with anyone else as much as possible.

 

[Waterlogged05]

Whas up w the duu who doesnt surf for years then shows up randomly and rips still. have a friend who will do this when he isn't drinking. Wild

 

[MathDebater]

What’s up with.... this

beardedgoat® on Instagram: "We spent the weekend preparing for the warmer days that are almost here. Shaping a surfboard in our all new Foundry Jacket. We built the perfect top to complete the Foundry Suit, the companion to our best selling Foundry Pant. Also shown is our Shaper Vest in its element. This micro collection will keep you suited for whatever you throw at it. The lightweight chore coat will be your new go-to this Spring as you prepare for Summer. Video shot and edited by @morgansmartinn shaping by @jsanfor + @mckanemartin workwear by @beardedgoat"

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[ehiunno]

What’s up with.... this

beardedgoat® on Instagram: "We spent the weekend preparing for the warmer days that are almost here. Shaping a surfboard in our all new Foundry Jacket. We built the perfect top to complete the Foundry Suit, the companion to our best selling Foundry Pant. Also shown is our Shaper Vest in its element. This micro collection will keep you suited for whatever you throw at it. The lightweight chore coat will be your new go-to this Spring as you prepare for Summer. Video shot and edited by @morgansmartinn shaping by @jsanfor + @mckanemartin workwear by @beardedgoat"

178 likes, 26 comments - beardedgoat on March 15, 2021: "We spent the weekend preparing for the warmer days that are almost here. Shaping a surfboard in o..."

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"Designed in Arkansas " lmao

 

[oeste858]

What’s up with.... this

beardedgoat® on Instagram: "We spent the weekend preparing for the warmer days that are almost here. Shaping a surfboard in our all new Foundry Jacket. We built the perfect top to complete the Foundry Suit, the companion to our best selling Foundry Pant. Also shown is our Shaper Vest in its element. This micro collection will keep you suited for whatever you throw at it. The lightweight chore coat will be your new go-to this Spring as you prepare for Summer. Video shot and edited by @morgansmartinn shaping by @jsanfor + @mckanemartin workwear by @beardedgoat"

178 likes, 26 comments - beardedgoat on March 15, 2021: "We spent the weekend preparing for the warmer days that are almost here. Shaping a surfboard in o..."

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Does your shaper even wear a vest, bro?
I have an overwhelming urge to punch their bearded faces and take that sweet blue Land Cruiser.
also, how many boards per day can they crank out with two beardos workin the blank at once!

 

[20W-50 and blood]

Does your shaper even wear a vest, bro?
I have an overwhelming urge to punch their bearded faces and take that sweet blue Land Cruiser.
also, how many boards per day can they crank out with two beardos workin the blank at once!

please do NOT use the term "beardo". AS someone routinely regarded as a weirdo...I DO NOT want to be associated with those tight pants hipster F()CKs in any way shape r form