What is the most p|sses you've ever taken during a session?

What is the most p*sses you've ever taken during a session?

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    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • Total voters
    12

Kento

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Jan 11, 2002
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I thought about this during my session yesterday when I took about 6 solid p*sses over a course of about a 3.5 hour session. Decent amount. And it's funny because I usually forget to drink water before I paddle out. So it is remarkable the volume that, well, flows, considering I'm not exactly replenishing during a sesh.

So, how many? Consider the default average 3-5 hour sesh, no water breaks on sand, significant p*ss, not just a trickle, enough to warm you when wearing a wetsuit.

Obviously vague because who is psycho enough to keep a diary (I should)? I usually average 4-6 but I'm giving it a 9 for myself.



(oh and because I know how the erBB works, feel free to start a copycat "How Many Pussies You've Ever Taken During a Session?" thread)

((and by the way, the fact p*ss is edited but pussies isn't is Odd Beyond Bassy))
 

Billy Ocean

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Jan 7, 2017
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That’s a lot

temp has a lot to do with it

when it’s cold I go more

I’ve probably had 6+ in a session but have never counted
 

jkb

Phil Edwards status
Feb 22, 2005
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0 pisses. When you buy a $585 wetsuit, you don't want to pee in it.
I pee in my $600 suit and they still last me 3-4 years.

It doesn't do anything. It isn't acidic or basic enough to eat away at wetsuit glue.

In fact, I think I pissed continuously my entire 1.5 hour session this morning.
:coffee:
 

Duffy LaCoronilla

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Apr 27, 2016
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I usually start peeing in my suit on the walk to the waves, sometimes sooner, best way to break in a new suit.
I like to play the game of ”left or right” before paddling out where people have to guess which leg hole the peepee will come out of.

I usually try to cover my junk so they can’t see which way im hanging.
 

Subway

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Dec 31, 2008
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I hear zero and I just think no way. I mean, maybe he’s for real but that’s unfathomable to me unless maybe, maybe it was a quick 30 minute sesh in a 2 mil short sleeve suit and you just don’t have to pee in the short window you can surf. But even a short sesh you go at least a few times.
 

Mr Doof

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Jan 23, 2002
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San Francisco, CA
I pee in my $600 suit and they still last me 3-4 years.

It doesn't do anything. It isn't acidic or basic enough to eat away at wetsuit glue.

In fact, I think I pissed continuously my entire 1.5 hour session this morning.
:coffee:
Urea in your pee may interact with thiourea which can be used in wetsuit manufacture, speeding up material wear.
 

000

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Feb 20, 2003
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ive taken many sh!ts in the ocean
if its really cold i'll leave one on the beach to ward off kooks
did 1 on the beach and 1 in the water 1 session last week
once i was out alone and some kook was walkin down the beach lookin for a place to surf
while riding a left i dropped my trunks and took a crap for him
he did not surf next to me
this is a true story
 

Chee-to

Michael Peterson status
Jan 11, 2002
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ive taken many sh!ts in the ocean
if its really cold i'll leave one on the beach to ward off kooks
did 1 on the beach and 1 in the water 1 session last week
once i was out alone and some kook was walkin down the beach lookin for a place to surf
while riding a left i dropped my trunks and took a crap for him
he did not surf next to me
this is a true story
That wasn't what he asked, and you in particular know it.
 

manbearpig

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May 11, 2009
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in the bathroom
I went to take an aqua dump at a reef break in Barbados. It wasn’t all that crowded. I started paddling up the beach to the close out section for some privacy, this fucking kook must have thought I was trying to get inside of him. He didn’t stop to think how far down the closed out part of the reef we had paddled and I just stopped and took a dookie. He was pretty surprised and paddled back the other way.

no words were spoken.
 
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gbg

Michael Peterson status
Jan 22, 2006
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I pissed 3 times in my suit one morning. 3 cups of coffee and 2 waters b4 my session. It was mostly closeouts so I only got 2 waves.
 

Truth

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Jul 18, 2002
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how many waves have you missed because the **** felt so good you finished and missed the wave?